You know you're a stoner when...

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  1. Invincibowl MacGyver Stoner

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    ... you pull into the gas station blazed and freak out because you cannot for the life of you remember which side of your car the gas tank is on.

    ... you forget what you got up for in the time it took you to get from one room to the next. So you grab Oreos.


    You guys have any? ;sack
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    Invincibowl, Nov 19, 2007
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    ;party You wake up in the morning with a bar of chocolate melted to the side of your face.....:confused:
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    u know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realise its in your hand
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    ;LOL;LOL Shit I do that all the time....lol;pimp
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    you know your a stoner when...

    you open that stash baggie/bowl/box and realize you like the smell of skunk...

    ;leaf ;smoker;chong;bongroll;smoke;cloud;fatty;pass;potsign
    cani, Nov 19, 2007
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    as much as I hate to admit it, been there

    OMG smokey are you watching me. I just did this this afternoon


    another Im known for is falling asleep with a large cup of milkshake, I makes one hella mess :D
    Midnight_Toker420, Nov 19, 2007
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  7. halffoot The late night stoner

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    You know your a stoner when you've listened to the same song on constant repeat for almost an hour, and still think its cool as hell.
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    You know you're a stoner when you watch Stand Up on Comedy Central and laugh your azz off at some of the lamest jokes/punch lines in the world.


    You know you're a stoner when someone says "I bought some new bowls" and you instantly ask "Glass or Metal?"


    You know you're a stoner when you have 1 million "You know you're a stoner" incidents but you can only remember 3 at the moment.
    Psycrow420, Nov 19, 2007
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    Fuck me.. Im guilty of that..


    You know your a stoner... when you smoke weed ;leaf
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    #1 indication right there.
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    Really?? You think?? ;LOL;LOL
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    You know you're a stoner when you look over at the TV and it's on some Lifetime movie because you were got distracted while flipping through the channels and didn't realize it was playing for half an hour or so.

    You know you're a stoner when your heart skips a beat when someone -- anywhere -- says the word "green."

    You know you're a stoner when you know what channel Adult Swim is on in three different cities.

    You know you're a stoner when there are at least 3 food items, empty or full, somewhere on or near the desk at which you are reading this.
    Invincibowl, Nov 22, 2007
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    As I look around the desk from last night, man I must have been stoned
    Midnight_Toker420, Nov 23, 2007
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    You know your a stoner when you forget the topic of conversation... right in the middle of the conversation.;smoker
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    you know your a stoner when u walk into a room to get something but forget what tht something was
    smokey, Nov 23, 2007
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    you know your a stoner when:
    you ask your wife the names of your kids:confused:

    then once you find that out, you ask your kids what mommy's name is ;smoker
    HaZzMaTt, Nov 23, 2007
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    You know you're a stoner when you have about an eight on the floor of your car.

    You know you're a bunch of stoners when you can't remember who's hit it is but everybody's so high nobody cares who takes it next.

    You know you're a stoner when you're still smoking after everybody else has passed out.

    You know your a stoner when you drive better stoned.

    You know you're a stoner when the cashier at the gas station knows what kind of papers you use.

    You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)
    Stonette, Nov 23, 2007
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    done the many of times lol

    ;LOL what a cool idea lol

    you know your a stoner when you examine every part of your car for places to stash weed
    smokey, Nov 23, 2007
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    You know you're a stoner when you have about 15 hiding places in your home for weed, but you still cant find your stash in any one of them.....only to find it right out in the open on the bathroom counter.


    You know you're a stoner when watching the pets chase the laser light is about an hours worth of laughter and later on you wonder why your sides hurt.


    You know you're a stoner when your circle has specific nick names for each other, such as Bonghog, Jointlover, Rookie Toker, and StonedChick

    You know you're a stoner when you realize you're posting "You know you're a stoner" incidents and probably did all of them an hour ago
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    You know you're a stoner when you watch a movie with a friend and one of you says "that's that chick from that one movie!!" and you spend the rest of the movie talking to each other, ignoring the movie, trying to figure out where you know the actress from.
    Invincibowl, Nov 25, 2007
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