Would you smoke from a penis-shaped pipe if you're male and not gay?

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  1. cresentcrow Just Your Average Stoner

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    Im speechless, sorta, laughing my ass off, for sure, but Id smoke it, then laugh then smoke then laugh....and Im sure Id be cough my ass off too.
    I know Im not a guy but if I were Id still smoke it, then laugh and laugh...:D:D:D
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  2. st0nerz <a href="http://www.ediblemj.com" target="_blank"

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    BUT WOULD U CUP THE BALLS??????????????;smoke
    st0nerz, Jul 28, 2009
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  3. Lebowskie Far out man...

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    ummmm? Because it's still a dick, No matter what you do with it!
    Lebowskie, Jul 28, 2009
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    Stroke it and it extends to hookah length, j/k

    It would be seedless hopefully, omg I just wrote that!
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    dude...ima chick...if it was the best bud in the world...i would do anything with that shit haha
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  6. cresentcrow Just Your Average Stoner

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    hmmmm....How can I word this without offending anyone??? Ok, I think I got it....

    FUCK yeah Id cup the balls, stroke it, toke it and then Id still laugh my ass of AFTER I hit the green as hard as I could. Then years later, Id have a hell of a story to tell my grand kids....:D

    I have DYS... Dare Ya Syndrome, just cant pass one up, lol.;cloud
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  7. MeanGreenRollingMachine Dutchess of Dank

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    ;LOL;LOL stroke it and toke it: that is exactly what id do. and i agree with dare ya syndrome, if something a little iffy....im definitely doin it with a big ole grin on my face.
    ......and you always cup the balls, its penis pipe etiquette.
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  8. cresentcrow Just Your Average Stoner

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    ;LOL;LOL;LOL
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    Cup the balls, and hopefully the carb isn't the tip of the penis. OUCH, that would hurt.
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    hahah if the carb was the tip then where do u put ur mouth?! maybe on the balls, that makes a great mental image.
    its really a test for men,
    1) how secure in ur manhood are you?
    2) is any insecurity u do have worth throwing out the window in order to get high

    i now feel like i need one of these penis bongs, just to test the theory!
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    *nodds while hitting the phallic shaped, but not penis shaped, bong....passes bong to MGRM*

    Yes I completely agree, I also think I need one of those, maybe one with a ring.....for research, of course.

    *says with a completely serious, academic like, expression on her face.*

    :cool:
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    I wouldn't mind taking a hit, I guess, if it was circumcised.

    The longer my hit, though, the more you might think I was gay, so I'd have to take quick hard hits.
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  13. cani fluffy? Priceless...

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    ;LOL ;LOL ;LOL ;LOL ;LOL








    either way, we're goin to have fun with this huh LOL
    cani, Jul 28, 2009
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  14. Psycrow420 Second coming of Yoda

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    Pass the mofo to me and I'll smoke the shit outta it....I might even have to deep throat that bitch.





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    Does THAT make me sound gay? Cuz I really don't care lol
    Psycrow420, Jul 29, 2009
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    you may be the coolest woman on the planet after that comment!!!!!!!
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  16. PIGFOOT Junior Stoner

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    I wouldn't care either, but since I'm smoking creeper bud now I've become paranoid.
    PIGFOOT, Jul 29, 2009
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  17. cresentcrow Just Your Average Stoner

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    Hell yes, Psycrow420!!!!! Women love a man that is secure enough to Rock N Roll, no matter how over the edge!!!!
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    does that really sound good in this thread ??

    LOL ;LOL
    Midnight_Toker420, Jul 29, 2009
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  19. graaywolf LEGALIZE IT!

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    oooooooohhhhhhhh.... the emotional n mental damage i could do on this thread...


    i think i'll pass....

    well....

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

    well shit... it's like this... not no but hell no i won't toke on no dick for nobody.... i grow my own weed don't need anyone elses that bad... fk that....

    my 2 cents
    graaywolf, Jul 29, 2009
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    My sister is a real goody two-shoes (non smoker). She says she'd suck on it, but wouldn't inhale.
    PIGFOOT, Jul 29, 2009
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