Shrooms For First Time

so im doing shrooms for my first time, i've done a little research for first timers and i've come to the conclusion i should take about a gram or 2, i wanna have a nice trip but i dont wanna break into my neighbors at 3 in the morning naked and try to rape them, then get shot by the cops when i try to attack them cuz i think thier zombies trying to eat my brain lol, i dont have a scale so i cant measure them by grams, so for people who know how many individual mushrooms should i take for a little below average trip??

Hey Jackie, don't worry about breaking in to your neighbors, you probably won't feel like that at all. I do not recommend taking shrooms, I had 2 bad trips out of 3. However the one trip I was like laughing the whole time, it was awesome (I was with a good friend). Tell ya the truth I am not sure how much you should consume, I wouldn't take too many though. Be sure to set yourself up in a comfortable place, with satisfaction. Also I do not recommend taking them by yourself, if at all possible. It is better to take them with friends that you are comfortable around. Set and setting is important with all hallucinagen-like drugs. Drinking beer is better, but if you don't take to many you should be ok. Hope this helps, take care. rocky976

don't worry its not bad it is going to be an amazing time for u just let the experience come and enjoy

shrooms are fine just make sure you and your friends aren't allergic to them. i've done mush countless times when i was in highschool but one time i split a 6 gram bag with my friend and he ended up having a seizure as a negative reaction. if anyone start feeling their lips go numb then call an ambulance asap. numb lips are a common symptom of an allergic reaction to mushrooms.

best I can recall 3-4caps and stems worked out for me but really you should wait until you have a scale. if you enjoy them as much as i did having a small digi will reward you with being able to dial in the dosage for yourself and get it down to the gram depending just how far into the universe you want to go or if you just want the shroom giggles. a very long running rule of thumb for shrooms is a 2 week break between trips.

p.s. there are only two of the many things i've tried(intoxicant wise) that i cheerlead for herb and shrooms

shrums are great

If you've done alot of research about it go in confident that you'll be ok. the smallest inkling of neg thoughts can be a buzz kill. Its all about being cimfortable in safe surroundings. I usually wait till i'm starting to honestly have fun b4 i partake, it helps to give u a better trip. Oh an watch who u trip with. Stupid people will fuck it up. Especially if you got a good one going and somebody else brings you down. oh an like someone said get scales, it will make it better. but if you don't only eat what you feel comfort able with. Start with 3 or 4 caps, if they are pc's you should have a decent trip. you don't have to eat them all at once, eat a few then wait awhile and gauge ur reaction and judge from there, be responsible so you have fun.

I was soo hoping to see a shrooms are awesome response from jackie

yea same hahaha

dido

ditto? lol might still be tripping? wouldnt know havent tried it. knew a dude who did he said it was trippy as fuck.

potato potatoh

Follow the advise of your fellow experienced and you will trip like this, as opposed to being paranoid as shit and having the worst time of your life. Make sure you have someone sober to kind of watch you, to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

I'm so jealous! I would LOVE to do mushrooms again! First and only time I tried 'shrooms was in 2000, and I was camping in Red Feather, CO area.

I'd heard stories of people puking and having bad trips--my first and only time was unbelievable. Set up camp and hung out for awhile, taking in the scenery of the hills and mountains as a backdrop. Decided to make some lunch--Kraft Mac & Cheese, and something else I can't remember. We digested for an hour or so, smoked a bit, then mixed up and gnarly concoction of 'shrooms and blueberry syrup. NOt sure how long it was before things started kicking in, but I became fascinated with this trail that my eyes were carving through numerous aspen trees and pines. I was convinced this trail led to the beach where Charleston Heston stood, screaming at the sight of the Statue of Liberty. My friend was telling me, "Don't be talking' to me about Planet of the Apes and shit." I remember becoming fascinated by the clouds in the sky, seemingly so close I could almost reach out and touch them. But then things began getting weird: the clouds were each making their own interesting shapes, but one cloud looked like a sonogram of a woman's womb--baby's head perfectly formed. But then the baby's head/skull looked like it opened it's mouth as if to scream. I wasn't quite sure how to process this image, except to take it as a warning sign of something being terribly wrong. Months later, my sister called me to say that our brother's wife had delivered a stillborn child.

After being thoroughly weirded-out by the cloud formations, my mind began rambling passages of text to me written by Carlos Castenadas (sp?), something about "finding your spot" as advised by the old man in the book. I made myself a little sleeping bag nest under the shade of several pine trees, and sat riveted to the ground. Couldn't move! I rolled over on my stomach and took notice of several strange, no taller than 2-3' bushes. The bush closest to me began to wave its beaches back and forth at me, displaying brilliant colors of blue, green, yellow and orange, and for what seemed like endless hours, this bush told me a story about my life from the time I was 6 years old until around the age of 18. (I was about 30 at the time.) During this time, I absolutely couldn't tell you what my friend was doing. I remember telling her that the bush was talking to me, but have no idea what she said.

More toward late afternoon, two friends who lived nearby came to check on the two of us. I was so comatose (in an enjoyable way) from the 'shrooms, I could barely stand up and had to pee like a mad Russian racehorse. It took every bit of strength to force myself to stand up and walk over to a private area in the bushes. I remember dropping trou and squatting into position. Nothing ever felt as good as that pee in the woods; the ultimate "nature-calls" orgasm! Hard to explain, but after I took a leak, nothing in the world would ever be as perfect as that moment...one of the true simple pleasures of life. And then the quiet of the moment was shattered, when we realized that on the hill above us, contractors were making some kind of a pounding noise. For some reason, the sight of the contractors brought out a primal bravery (or stupidity!) because my friend decided to get totally naked, skip her way up to where the contractors were, give a hilarious naked leap into the air directly in front of the stunned faces of the workers, then proudly quip, "Look what I can do!" before skipping her way back to our camp. Jesus--all of us were hysterical.

Night fell over the campsite, and we had an impressive campfire going. I felt like I was coming of my trip slightly, and was in that odd phase where I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue my trip any more (and would there be more peaks and valleys to come?) or if I should just crawl into my sleeping bag, but the final decision camp when I saw the image of a ghost raise from the fire. That made me crawl head first into my sleeping bag, much to the protests of my friend. I slept fitfully for a good part of the night, and awoke to see my friend walking around the fire, making sure things were under control for the night.

Woke up the next morning with the worst headache, and painfully thirsty for water.

But hell yeah...I would definitely do 'shrooms again.

You don't want this to be you. It would be fucking terrifying, and you can hurt yourself real bad. If your immature and know you can't handle it, Then don't do it. Cuz chances are alot of your dick friends will leave you high and dry when shit hits the fan, not all frinds but it does happen alot. Don't trip alone, tell somebody what your on just in case. Cover all bases b4 you even start, to ensure a good trip. Again and I can't stress this enough. Be responsible, and have fun.

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ahh fuck, here it is, the famous bad trip. may be a lil funny watching but imagine being that dude.

REALLY happy my trip wasn't like that.

yea u never want a trip like that

omg i completely forgot about this site xD and yea man i was at my buddies place and he weighed out 3 grams on his scale, it was fuckin awesome. we just like listned to pink floyd, watched fear and loathing las vegas, it was just so fucking awesome thanks for all the tips guys!