Hello!! What a great first post to be remembered by! I am baking up a storm right now! It all started when I first made firecrackers. Cannabutter is amazing but was annoying and labor intensive. Not to mention, not discreet. I used Nutella and graham crackers... mixed it up, sealed tightly, 320 oven I got FUUUUkked up, for about 6 hours, and I honestly think it was the schwaggiest shit I've ever had! I used probably a gram per cracker. I always strictly adhered to the guidelines of the temperature and lenghth of time. But those things taste like hot horse ass if done correctly. I wanted to do something different, so I looked around at the boxes of cake mix the next time I was in the store. I almost got discouraged immediately when I noticed the cook times of 45 minutes.. and then I picked up a box with cupcakes on it and noticed the cooking time of only 24-26 minutes. The temperature could also be lowered for darker cookware, but it honestly does not matter. I used aluminum cupcake tins and silicone cups. I got Betty Crocker Dutch chocolate cake, but any are fine. You need maybe 3 eggs, water and cooking oil. The first 12 cupcakes I baked were testers to see if the idea would evem be feasible at the necessary temps. They were fine, but spilling over the top from my overzealous filling. I poured six more cupcakes worth into cups, unscathed. Earlier, I'd used a stainless steel hand grinder to grind up at least 8 or ten grams of the secret ingredient to a fine powder. I carefully mixed in the powdered green evenly. It smelled weedy. (Initially I was concerned about there only being a half cup of oil, but it did what the hell it was supposed to. ) The remaining mix was poured into their cute identifying green sleeves and I set the timer on the microwave for 22 minutes. The oven was a tiny bit below 325, as close as I could, for we have a wonky oven. I again, second guessed myself, wondering if I should cover the cakes as the firecrackers had been tightly sealed. But fuck it... =) I practically dry humped the oven as I waited, and there was a slight scent of reefer in the air. I pulled them out right after the timer beeped and waited. About five minutes later I practically skinned my fingers eating a hot cupcake. The first notes I got were chloryphyll. It tasted medicinal. So... I ate another one. And waited... It took a few hours but Suddenly, King of the Hill got really goddamn funny. I mean, knee slapping, eye rolling, farting on youself hilarious. I kept twittering about it, getting more and more wasted until I eventually got scared and wondered what would happen if I died with cumshot porn on my screen from a heart attack. I passed out and slept for about 12 hours. What the... I thought that I might have been overexaggerating my reaction somehow. So, I shared with an adventurer friend of mine. He ate three and "fuckin time traveled" Since that experience, I have experimented with almost all of the flavors, pineapple, chocolate, butter pecan, and carrot being popular. You can alter the amounts of green, but generally 1 gram per item. Please, dont fuck around with the temp, ingredients, or length of time. This makes perfection. You will get fucking wasted. And you can use shit ass weed! If anyone makes this, please respond and let me know your thoughts. it's amazing.
