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a friend came over with some shrooms one night, he'd never done them and i'd only done em a few times. we ate more than enough got reallllllllly fuckin high and then found that we could no longer move,just couldn,t nothing was working after what seemed like for ever my buddy somehow manages to run and shut himself in the bathroom. i'm left paralyzed and wondering what the... all of the sudden he comes flying out of the bathroomyelling that he dont wanna die....it made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt for days....he never ate shrooms again.

this happened a while ago, but to this day we still laugh about it.

we had just finished toking up this really bomb ass shit. then my sister decides to look through the cabinets for something to eat. she spots what she wants. those tiny jawbreakers(they are like pea size). we had a bag of them. well she grabs the bag, little did she know, she grabbed the bottom of the bag. next thing i know, we hear, and see all the jawbreakers spill out onto the floor. at that point we both burst out laughing hysterically for about the whole time while cleaning up the mess. our dad came downstairs to find out what was going on. we told him and he called us dumbasses(in a playful way) then went back to bed.

not sure why we found it so funny, any other day id be pissed about having to clean up all those little candies.

but for the next few months we kept finding those jawbreakers around the house, we would burst out laughing everytime we found one.

hahaha..i like this one..for me yeah, when i was cooking..hahaha, i was totally fucked up that time, man..having a gravity bong and i was afraid when i look at my eyes in the mirror!! haha..i was watching this movie, Far Out Man..i'm guessing that everybody knows who's the main actor..in that movie shows one stoner who was cooking in the kitchen, and his kitchen was totally fucked up, man. shit all over the place!! but then i realized, after i watched the movie, i started to cook something cause i had the munchies, i was out of cautious that time, man.. and the time that i realized when my food already prepared and the kitchen was full of shit!! piece of egg over there, pizza here, cookies and stuff.. and i say Far Out Man. all of sudden, i laughed hysterically and even when i'm eating i could'nt stop laughing, man..hahaha

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Some great stories here.
I went to the mall today with a few friends, stoned of course, and we walked into aeropostale or abercrombie, one of those stores. The combination of the music they were playing, the clothes they had, and the people in the store made me giggle a little bit. my friend saw me laughing and asked why so I explained it to him. Then he started laughing and him laughing made me laugh even harder, then the girl working gave us a really dirty look and we were both cracking up. We had to leave the store.

I was with my friend James, Warren and Ben. We were all pretty high and somehow ben had is trousers set on fire. The fire wouldn't go out and so he pulled them down, and his boxers underneath were also still alight. He then pulled those down, and his balls were also still alight.
Now, this wasn't the funniest part. The next few days when Ben was out of hospital, me, James and Ben and Warren were talking about it. Warren kept on whining, "Ah, man. I wish I had been there to see it!"
Us being stoners, we never even re-called who was there except for ourselves, an Ambulance, Ben, and the person who set fire to Ben. Probably some fuzzy faces in the background, too.
I remember us four watching the video on someones phone after we had been talking about it. The first time we watched it, it was real funny. Then we watched it again, and then for the third time.
During the third time of watching and laughing at it, Warren suddenly shouts out, "OH MY GAWD, I'M THERE THAT'S ME!"
We all refused to beleive him but he was like, "Seriously, rewind the clip, I'm in that video, swear, man."
So we did, and whaddya know, there's Warren, staring into space and walking straight past Ben getting his balls burnt to shit and ambulances and crowds of people.

ok so back in like march me and my current girl friend and a bunch of friends got really ripped. me and my girl decided we wanted to "make love" so we went into my friends bedroom and you all get the idea.....
while we was in the room everyone else started to play rock band 2 rooms over me and my girl where still going and it got really quite (except in the bedroom where we was) so i stopped and listened in the living room quick to find out they where thinking of a new song... at this point i look at my girl and yell "WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE" instantly everyone in the house started laughing and i went back to work on my girl

My friends Ashley, John and I were in Ashley's car after sparking up in this parking lot. Ashley drew this dumbass looking elephant and was instructing us how to draw it the same way. I saw one of my other friend's little brother whos just a little younger than me who was also in the parking lot. I called him over, said hi, shared a cigarette etc. My friend John showed him the picture of the elephant and said "Do you like my elephant?", the elephant looking like it was drawn by a crack addict with down syndrome, and my friend's brother said "Um, no" and my friend's brother went back to his car. We thought it would be THE GREATEST THING EVAR to draw a picture of a new elephant, fold it up like you would fold up a love note in the fifth grade, wrote my friend's brother's name on it with hearts. It said "To Jessy Love, A Man" (my best friend John being gay). Since Jessy was still standing outside his car talking to a friend of his, we drove by him, shouted his name and threw him the folded up picture and immediately drove away from the parking lot only to turn around and go back to the parking lot in order to watch them from a further distance. When we decided to go to taco bell, we had to explain to the parking attendant that we did this because we were stalking somebody. We couldn't stop laughing for two hours.

im high as fuck and a few minutes ago i was laughing my ass off for no reason at the cover of a dictionary

went to the hardware shop with 2 mates, me and jack were crusiin down one of the isles, realised we had lost steve, start lookin around, suddenly steve comes running up, excited as shit "BAGS OF RAGS MAN!! THEY SELL BAGS OF FUCKIN RAGS!!!!"
i dunno man, i was crying laughing, almost curled up on the floor losing it, gold

don't know if it's the dumbest, but it was funny:
I think this was 2 weeks ago
it was on a saturday, I went out with a friend who lives one town away
we always go out at the closest city(10 kilometres, that's 6-7 miles I calculated with help from google)(there in the city we usually go first to 1 bar were we almost always meet some more friends who live in the city)
we always go by bike, it's easy, you can drive it drunk and/or stoned, and stoned driving a bike on a nice long straight road with music in your ears is really relaxing
anyways, first we smoked,so we first smoked a joint at the point were I and that friend met, then we started driving
and we were driving there, it was already dark, then that friend(who is a bit more sensitive to weed as the average person) notices that we can see the light of the lighthouses(I live in the northern netherlands, pretty far, I guess 50-80, km from a shallow sea, that sea is bordered by 5 islands(actually more, but some belong to germany and a few are too small to be inhabitted))
so he starts yelling at me:
dude, did you see that?
dude, I can see the lighthouse!
dude, there it was again!
dude, look there!
dude, look at that!
dude, lighthouses!

and it continues a while like that, usually I would be annoyed but now I was just laughing
then we come to a part of the way that is bordered by a body of water(not a lake but it's pretty big, the part were we were at that time is a surfing spot)
and that friend starts saying it's the sea, then that it is the ocean, and then he is yelling things like
dde, look the sea!
dude, the ocean!
dude, look at that!
dude, see!

i have a few things but the one i remember most is the one time "i was at my buddies house with a few other good friends i started laughing cuz i felt real crazy like... i was melting in my chair basically lol but i started laughing at that cuz i was like wtf but it got my friends all to laugh too cuz i said... im melting and they heard em mootin we all laughed for like ever that night it was a good last memory b4 i moved wich is probably why i remember it most....

Recommending NyQuil as a carpet cleaner for a super white carpet. But,it worked. THAT was funny.

Ok, I just read this entire thread and I have to know. The squirrel and the groundhog fight, who won?

I was driving with my dad when I saw 'Union' on a taxi and I laughed and said 'they spelled onion with a U'. And my dad said 'That says Union.

My best friend and I had a good buzz going and after a moment of thinking, I said, "Meredith. That's a funny name."
"Meredith," my friend repeated. Silence. "We should make a t-shirt that says 'Meredith' on the front."

And we LOL'd for quite some time.

standing there infront of the worker trying to place an order.

We were hanging out in the mall with my friends one afternoon. We were so high because we smoke in the lobby. So we were just hanging out when suddenly a woman tripped infront of us. And we were laughing our hearts out when suddenly i recognized the woman, It was my mother and she hit me with her handbag, I was so embarrassed and end up being grounded. I realized that it was not funny at all. to laugh at a person who had an accident. Specially if it was your mother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..IVE DONE THAT SHIT TOO

GREAT THREAD EVERYONE..LMFAO..SOME VERY FUNNY SHIT..!!!