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Well, I'm sure every stoner has gone though this type of situation at least once in their lives.

I was with my buddy Tanner and we went to a dope boy's house to pick up some pretty straight mid, when we got there, we were waiting for his dope boy (pretty typical situation). So when the guy gets there (his name was Troy), he pulls out half his shit and gives it to me, and he offers to smoke with us out his sack. Did I deny the man? Hell no, that would be rude. So anyway, he rolls up what I'm sure are the largest blunts I've ever smoked. 2 by the way, they were probably a half inch thick (each), plus the fact that the bud was pretty fire, I was excited to get this shit lighted up. So, he gives me one blunt to light up and we light them both up simultaneously. I take 4-5 huge hits and pass to Tanner, then Troy passes me his blunt to keep the cycle moving along nicely. We smoke about 3/4 of both when Tanner says, "Bill, dude we gotta go, I need to get home soon." I wanted to ask if we could stay to finish the smoke, but he was my designated driver, so I couldn't deny him. So, we leave and get in Tanners car. This is where it gets crazy.

We pull off, and we see this little green lizard on his car's hood. You know the little garden lizard's you always see? Yea, that was it. So, Tanner was trying to get it off, so he would swerve through lanes trying to whip it off. We couldn't stop laughing, I honestly don't believe we were looking at the road most of the way home. I never laughed so hard in my life, and I was so blazed that I was baked when I woke up the next morning.

We never did get that lizard off...

Yall shouldnt be trying to get your lizards off on the highway anyways!

Peace

HS

PS. Wish I had some of that Fire!!!

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Well, while we shouldn't have been swerving around, we were completely blazed, making it hard to not do it.

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-Bill

That's AWESOME. I'm kinda fucked up right now so I'll think of one later. LOL

I got one now. It's not funny but sorta interesting.

Last 4/20 like 10 of had decided to pitch in to get a half pound of weed. IT was a great deal. Only $210. Well, the day comes and eveyone but me and two buddies got work. So instead of pitching in like $20 a piece, the 3 of us put in $70 each.

Needless to say that's a lot of weed for 3 people, and it would destroy our lungs. So we smoked it outta the hookah.

So after smoking about a third a pound of weed this dude I was smoking with, Brad, get up and runs outta the room. Now, this guy is always chill, and he only freaks if there's a cop, which there often are in his neighborhood. So I and the other dude, Corey, bust the fuck outta there and get looking around for the police.

We see an unmarked white car and the dude inside looks at us, wo we're like "Oh my god, get the fuck outta here." We don't even drive away, just run like hell.

Like a half hour later a few miles down Brad calls us and is wondering where the hell we are.

Turns out, the only reason he got up so quick was cbecause he needed to puke from smoking so much weed.

We went back, still blazed (you'd think runnming from the cops for a half hour would kill your buzz), and watched Borat all night while finishing the weed.

That's a stoner moment for me.


"Ver nice"

"King a da cassle, king a da cassle, I've a chair"

"Go do deese, go do deese"

My screen is shaking back and forth and i couldmnt read what yoiu typed.. Im all drunk..

But cool or not cool whatever..

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lol, watchu drinkin man?

Mentis... HAHAHA I love that story!

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-Bill

Lol, that shit u did is nuts.

drivin high is fun.

im pretty good at it but i get distracted changing the stations lol

I'm a pretty straight stoned driver, but if I've been drinking, you might as well throw me in the back seat cause I can not drive shitfaced.

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-Bill

stoned driving is fun. shitaced is fun with the right music, lol

cant listen to stoner music drunk, ill fall asleep behind the wheel, but blast something fast and im good to go

haha awesome story... I'll have to think of one and get back to ya.

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I like to make bongs and I love to smoke bongs.

I just red this page probably 4 times but still cant remember what i just read -sorry