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I have the experience, that me and my mates are talking alot of Bullshit while we are stoned...

Lets share this experience:

Friend of StonerS: dude what would you do, if you can see all the weed you smoked your lifetime lying on the table?...
StonerS: ....haha.. smoke it again?...

awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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"yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

LOL good answer!



My buddy and I would get baked together and we'd always know when we're at the point that we don't need to smoke anymore when he or I go...



"Man if I smoke one more hit I swear next time I fart I'll get everyone in the room high"

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Listen up.......I got two words for you.

Smoke more!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats great.


My best friend and I like to have a few tokes and colour while we watch crazy ass old cartoons and movies. haha..... this is how one of our conversations went while we were watching James and the Giant Peach.

Stoner1: I feel like we're doing something dangerous!!!

Stoner 2: *cue laugh* we are colouring and watching James and the Giant peach... how much more innocent could we get?!

*cue hysterical stoner laughs*

I guess you had to be there... but it was damn hilarious!!! haha

Peace and Pot.

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Toke Up

On a morning road trip, crammed into a ford probe, a buddy of mine uttered,

"I can't feel my fucking legs, and i don't know if im too high, or its cause you got the seat all back."

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*while driving across the state line from Minnesota to South Dakota*

Me: SHIT! COPS!

*Buddy tosses J out the window, grabs air freshener and sprays, lights up cig*

Me: Just kidding!

*buddy smacks me, pulls out another J, lights up*


Believe me, if you saw him try to cover up the weed smell you would have been laughing your ass off too.....dont worry about the J he tossed, it was almost out anyway.

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Listen up.......I got two words for you.

Smoke more!

We were listening to some oldschool stonermusic in the bathroom.... (hotbox)...

Stoner1: *sing sing*
Stoner2: dude.. you sing like a dying dog...
Stoner3: dude fast get the camera...
Stoner1: *starts to cry like a dog*.... lol.....

mhh dont know if its really funny.. you have to be there .. was awesome....

"Hey.. uhh.. guys? Do you think God could make a bong so big, that even he could not clear it? I mean he is all mighty and powerful and what not.."

*stares at everyone blankly*

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From stonerforums chat..


Blitzed: i always wanted to put like 500 mice in a back pack
Blitzed: and let them loose in my highschool
MagickalRocker: ...
MagickalRocker: lmo
MagickalRocker: lmao*
smokey: ohhh
Blitzed: but then they would kill the 500 mice
Blitzed: and i would feel bad
MagickalRocker: lol that you led 500 innocent creatures to their death
MagickalRocker: yeah id feel bad to
Blitzed: they where my followers
Blitzed: i would have been like god to them
Blitzed: and the back pack would be their trojan horse
smokey: like the pied piper
smokey: lol
Blitzed: and i would be trojan man

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TROJAN MAN!!!!!!!


upon arriving at one of my friend's house....


ME: It smells like ass and weed in here!

Buddy: Yeah I was toking while I took a dump

Me: In the living room?

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Listen up.......I got two words for you.

Smoke more!

lol... i know that one... but its the NOTEBOOK + ninja + takin a shit.. lol

"Im not a woman..... I AM WHITE THUNDER!!!!!"
...my friend entered a boxing contest, $20 for entry and free beers... 5'10", 132 pounds...got drunk, wrote "WHITE THUNDER in the "nickname" blank and his shirt, and made a fucking fool out of himself.... year or 2 later he was doin a contest, biking to and having 3 drinks at each of 5 bars in that town... he passed out in the middle of main street at #4, and he had long hair at the time so someone called the police to report a woman passed out in the middle of the street... pigs get there, poke him, and he turns around and says that. turns out those cops were working security at that boxing thing....they thought it was hilarious and just gave him a ride back to his place. that wasnt the only time he got recognized by the cops...another time his friend got pulled over & arrested on a warrant, 5 cops came and he was sitting in the car watching them disagree and look at his ID. they walked back to his friend in the cop car, and he saw his head nod yes and start cracking up... they pulled him out, sat him on the curb and ask "Are you or are you not White Thunder?"

The shit i said when i got arrested was pretty funny too, i figured i was as fucked as i could get, so i started being a smart ass and shit. i told him i ran for exercise and when he asked why his car smelled like weed, i said "oh thats my new cologne, officer, Cannabi for Men."

thats all i can think of for now

what you gotta do is write numbers on the animals and let them loose, but when you number them you skip like 1, 2, 4, 5, 6.... few years ago that was the senior prank at my high school, but they used pigs

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zigg's song of the week 12/13:

"Gotta Survive" (aka "Smokin' That Dank") by Tupac Shakur, Young Lay, Ray Luv, Mac Mall & Mac Dre


http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Sh61kJpwAk
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...73/mac_dre.jpg

lmfao ur not going to believe this but I've had this same exact convo! lol=]

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dude...I dont even know where the fuck I am, who I am, or what the fuck is goin on


-my best friend

haha ohhh man.. I have WAY too many funny stoner quotes. My old roommate and I would get high every day and write down the funny things we said... here's a few

Ok.. so my one roommate would never hang out with me and my friend.. he was always upstairs in his room....
stoner 1: jon, why don't you ever hang out with us? what do you have up there? is it some kind of wonder emporium?!
stoner 2: yeah! who do you think you are?!?! Mr. Magorium with your wonder emporium!!??

stoner 1: hmm.. i've always wondered what that dinosaurs name is that ross was talking about on friends.
Stoner 2: well lets look it up
*looks up dinosaurs on internet*
Stoner 1: wow.. dinosaurs have really fucked up names!!
Stoner 2: yeah.. we could probably make up names and people would never know that they're fake!
Stoner 1: Yeah! like Fligginflagginfelatiosaurus!!

bah ha! man.. i've got so many quotes that i can't think of right now!

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons to make SUPER lemons!

looool..... i just bursted out in laughter... lol...

I was stoned with mates in amsterdam....

Stoner1: Dude what the fuck are we doing?
Stoner2: hae?
Stoner3: lets go downstairs and smoke up
Stoner4: dude im going by slippers tomorrow....
Stoner3: maann i dont know why we left the coffeeshop..
Stoner2: fuck that shit... its not like we are in boarding school...

totally random.. but sfunny as shit....

You know when you are stoners, when you sit together and talk random shit...