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MissChnandlerBong · 07-24-2008, 10:15 PM

bah hahaha! Stoner conversations are the best!! That's all me and my friends do is get together and have random conversations about the stupidest things!!

Conversations while cooking stoned:

--I'm making tacos..
roommate: Man! it smells SO GOOD!
me: i know! i'm like a TACO NINJA!

roommate: man.. all of our bowls are almost gone! i love eating out of bowls. anything worth eating can be put in a bowl. and if it doesn't fit.. you cut that down.. and you put it in that bowl!!

--smoking in the basement lead to many random conversations
somehow we started talking about the furnace.
roommate: how do you know so much about furnaces?
me: I use to fix furnaces. That's right.. i used to be a furnace woman.. that's something you don't know about me.

haha.. it's funny cause i'm not a furnace woman :P:P

StonerCajun123 · 07-25-2008, 12:43 AM

argh.. i would love to be your roommate... hahhaa.....

MissChnandlerBong · 07-25-2008, 02:55 AM

haha...awe thanks

...my roommate and i had so many good times together!! i just wish i could remember more quotes we had. there were so many funny ones!

StonerCajun123 · 07-25-2008, 03:10 AM

StonerS: Dude... why are we sitting outside... o.O
StonerCajun: ??? were are we?...
StonerFriend: ... Can we light this? "holding up a hashj"

....Since today nobody knows why we went outside.. cause we were sitting inside smoking... lol

Psycrow420 · 07-25-2008, 05:23 AM

Maybe we should change the topic to "Stoned Talkin"

Me: Man I wish I could toke a blunt right now

Buddy with blunt: You ARE toking a blunt right now.

Me: No...you are.

(was funny at the time)

JohnDoeRadio · 07-25-2008, 05:35 AM

That is pretty funny man. Bogart'n the doob.

me: its cashed.......

few 30 seconds later after hitn the bowl and passn to bro...

brother: i thought you said it was cashed.

me: its magic man.

Funny Funny Funny. At least at the time stoned and hanging with my brother.

(thinking back now, not so funny, and weed is amazing

)

MissChnandlerBong · 07-25-2008, 08:35 PM

haha... was driving around last night after i toked a bit...

me: hmmm turn right here. ... OOO a rainbow!!
driver: good choice of direction! maybe we'll find a pot of gold!!
me: or a gold of POT!

haha.. could you imagine!!

grimetoke · 07-25-2008, 09:43 PM

me and my best mate were walking under a bridge...passing a j back and forth
johnny my best mate hears something in the bushes, we hear a dog yelp, then we look behind us and there is an old bum with a sack of weed in his hand, i said johnny, thats looks alot like your bag, he checked his pockets and his bag was gone...johnny was trying to ask the bum is we could toke with him, the bum mumbled some words i couldn't understand. johnny and i came back later on and searched the bum and all he found was a greasy old crack pipe. we were stoned of course, then the bum told his dog to get us. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE IT RUN FROM A VICIOUS DOG WHEN YOUR HIGH!?!?!? worst experience of my life....

StonerCajun123 · 07-27-2008, 12:12 PM

Stoner1: I wish i could live in a bubble and be safe from everything in the world...
Stoner 2 and Stoner 3: WHAT?!!

anniecclancy · 07-27-2008, 01:52 PM

huh?????????whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

666elsie · 07-27-2008, 08:47 PM

I was on my way to an Alzheimer's meeting and I 4got where I was going!!

Kryonus · 07-30-2008, 08:01 AM

These aren't really quotes... but they are something me and my friends do.
We'll get really baked... then sit around and see who can come up with the most random word, or phrase... these are a few of the entries...
"Anal Taffy"
"Macka-fuckin-damiya nut!"
"What is the circumference of a moose!"
"Holy Christ, It's Samuel Jackson"
... Followed shortly thereafter...
"Holy shit... It's Michael Jackson... ru- RUN MAN!"

These may be completely retarted... But I am high and they seem humorous to me.

Captain_Short_Bowl · 07-30-2008, 09:01 AM

Doh !!!!!!!!!!

StonerCajun123 · 07-30-2008, 11:12 AM

Stoner1: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Stoner2 : They're not strangers. They're our new friends with pot.

TheKidThatLovesMary · 07-31-2008, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycrow420

*while driving across the state line from Minnesota to South Dakota*

Me: SHIT! COPS!

*Buddy tosses J out the window, grabs air freshener and sprays, lights up cig*

Me: Just kidding!

*buddy smacks me, pulls out another J, lights up*

Believe me, if you saw him try to cover up the weed smell you would have been laughing your ass off too.....dont worry about the J he tossed, it was almost out anyway.

LMAo

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