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It would take forever to explain how this quote would fit into regular conversation, but it is probably the weirdest thing I have ever said while high, "Pass me that toothpick Jesus, because my dick is coming off."

"I love surfboards. They're tasty... cause they're colourful. Tasty... Colourful... SKITTLES!"

hiiiiiiii, im baked as an apple pie!

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OneHitWonder

Hmm one of the most recent was last week.

Me with 3 of my buddies smoking, chillin

Me : Guys, Wheres the weed
Buddy#1: on the table
Buddy#2: i thought it was on the tray
Buddy#3: i thought we smoked it
Me: yeah i thought we smoked it too O_O * Checks table and tray* Oh no its on the table and the tray!
buddy#1&2: *laughs*
Buddy#3: Wait so are we all right? or is one of us wrong
Me: What?
Buddy#3: Dont worry
Me: *after searching thru my pockets i find more weed* guys when did i buy this weed?
Buddy#1: Where you get that from?
buddy#2: wtf?
Me: Fuck it lets smoke it anyway!

Turns out that was my bro's weed which i accidently took (doesnt matter he got plenty, he prob wont even notice a few buds missin)

anyway thats my story