copy and pasted this from an old facebook thread with my friend, who wanted the full story of how i got arrested. long read but pretty good story
so one day i was out with 2 of my boys on lunch break. we smoked a few bowls and then i dropped them off at jarel's house (j didnt have class and my other friend was ditching). on my way back to school i cashed the last 2 or 3 hits left in Pedro (my pipe) about 30 seconds before i parked. i park across the street from school, since i dont have a parking pass and usually have illegal things in my coche. the second i park, a pig drives by and stares me down. i didnt put my shit in my stash spot (this hidden hole in my backseat) because he was looking and i was trying to act normal, so i just got out and walked towards school. he flipped a bitch, pulled up behind me, and started walking towards me.
at this point i knew i was fucked. i wreaked like ganja and my eyes were all red...im being all nice and stuff, and hes talking all calmly about how my car is parked in the street, as he radios for backup. piggy #2 arrives, and thats when he said he was gonna search me. i didnt like that idea so i just took off running.
i ran up this street, and at first they both tried to chase me on foot, but bacon #1 knew that wasnt gonna happen so the second i started runnin he yells to pig #2, "NO GET THE CAR GET THE CAR!!!" i ran up this street, down an alley, and down another street. by this time i lost porkchop #1 but #2 was in his car, with the sirens and loudspeaker on, 20 feet behind me. so i jetted through a backyard and back out onto the first street, right by where my car and the 1st cop car were. this was when i zipped up the pocket my weed and piece were in. whats the logical thing to do in that situation? assume that the kid has a gun and put the entire fucking high school on lock down? yep.
i ran across a soccer field, which is where i threw my shit. trudged through 3 foot deep snow and eventually hit a bike path on the other side, and by this time a 3rd cop was on the bike path 30 yards to my right. so i went left, gained a lotta ground on him, and then got greedy and left the bike path. went onto this adjacent street and within 30 seconds i was surrounded by 3 cop cars, spread-eagled at gunpoint on the ground, searched, handcuffed, all that good stuff.
at this point i figured i was in as much trouble as i could ever get in, so knowing me, i decided to start being a total smartass. the cops kept interrogating me, asking where i had ditched the weed, and i just played dumb. at one point the original cop (piggy #1) asked me why i ran. "exercise." he left, and came back 5 minutes later... says "so if you were just running for exercise, then why did my police cruiser start absolutely wreaking of mariJuana when you got in it?" i let out a badly stifled giggle when he said that, because, well, i was really high and he actually said "police cruiser" and pronounced the hard "J" in marijuana. who does that? anyway i told him "oh thats my new cologne, officer... Cannabi For Men" they pretty much left me alone after that haha... one of the chiller younger cops said that this was going to be the most entertaining arrest report he would ever "have the privilege of writing"
after i repeatedly refused to tell them where the bud was, they actually drove down a drug dog from craig (40 minutes away) cuz apparently we dont have any drug dogs. they retraced my steps with the dog and found my weed, but not Pedro (i went back and got him the next weekend).
anyway, they arrested me and charged me with possession of <1 oz and resisting arrest. but i actually ended up getting off ridiculously easy. they put me on this thing called an "accountability contract," which is an agreement between me, the pigs, the school, and my parents... im on probation until i graduate (may 31). i have to do 40 hours of community service, meet with our school cop once a week, get drug tested, go to a bunch of drug & alcohol abuse classes, write a 10-15 page paper on the negative effects of marijuana, write a bunch of apology letters, not get a 6+ point moving violation or arrested again, etc, etc.... but if i do everything in the contract and dont fuck up while im on probation, i wont even actually get charged. record clean, like this shit never happened.
the decision of whether to give me the AC or throw me in jail came down to the arresting officers, which i thought was gonna screw me, since i had been such a jackass... but they talked to my teachers & looked at my grades, which helped. also this was the 1st time that ive actually gotten charged after being arrested so that helped too.
i even got an article in the newspaper:
The Steamboat Pilot & Today: High school put on short lockdown ... that was bullshit though, they left out all the cool details. like how they actually "apprehended" me at gunpoint and how it took 12 police cars to catch my ass.
To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
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