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My and my friends were drinkin and smokin on a beach around a fire and my friend ate an eighth of shrooms and after about 4 blunts, about 10 foxes were walking up behind us and my friend who was trippin on shrooms started running away from the foxes FREEEAAKING out thinking they were trying to eat him. Me and everybody was laughing so hard I fell outta my chair. It was great

LOL

Do foxes just not bother humans or something? This is funny.

i told the lady at the convenience store i was high the first time i got stoned. my sister about killed me. but the girl smoked weed too, so it was all good.

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OneHitWonder

thats fucking awesome LAWL

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Check this out, *hits the piece* i live in an apartment building, this one time i was hotboxing in the car with my homeboy outfront we had like a good 4 or 5 bowls of this danky as medical herb called "blue dream" omg orgasmic haha, well as i walked back to my apartment, i tried unlocking the door with my key, and it didnt work so i thought it was jammed or something bcuz like i said i was sooo gone.. so i was trying to open the door by force for like a good 10 minutes and it wouldnt budge, then i look around and i notice im on the other side of my building! haaha so it was someone elses home so for like a good 20 min. it looked like i was trying to break in someone elses apartment lol i dont think there was anyone home because no one answerd the door. its ok tho cuz i just moved here soo its all new to me.

The other day my friend his girl friend and I were blazing out trying to think of what to do next at the time we had 2 options so we wanted to pick one and I said flip a coin but my friend didn't want to, so I stated my argument which took a few minutes then after I got him to agree we flipped the coin and totally forgot what we were flipping a coin over.. So we ordered pizza...haha I know it's kind of stupid but we had a good laugh.

Once, a few of my friends and I took some change up to arby's. We wanted 3 roast beef sandwiches and a drink and a fry. Simple right? Well, we were the only ones in there and stood silently staring at the menu for ten minutes, because the cashier was short ans none of us saw her. Of course I do, and being blown, I jump away and manage to order. She says some shit about how the only way we can get that deal is if we do this and this...and we just argue with her. After a minute of everyone talking theres a werid silence. I looked at my two friends, and said "Wanna just go to BP?" and they were like "Fuck it." and we left and rang the bell. The looks on there faces were hilarious.

another time of mine, I'd gotten my friend stoned for the first time. Not her first time toking, but first with me. She gave me impression she could handle it so we were matching my dealer and next thing I know, she's wiggling. I ask if shes alright, and she says she fine. Next thing I know, she fell off her chair, hit the ground, and popped back up exclaiming "I'm okay!" and falling again. Afterword, we sat her on the couch and after a few minutes walked back over and was like "I just had this crazy dream!" and proceeded to recolate everything that had just happened 5 minutes ago. Everyone was trippin', and she ended up getting called sketty-legs for a long time after that.

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My friend got the same condition and we called it "chicken legs." Same friend put some dates into my grilled cheese sandwich to enjoy on a late Saturday night with the Three Stooges. I bit into it and quickly spit it out yelling, "A f**king cockroach!" He comes running in like OMG, WHAT! 'cause he forgot doing it. When he finally put the pieces together he starts laughing. I didn't laugh cause I had the munchies and wanted my GD toasted cheese sandwich! He always did sh*t like that.

I hallucinate when I'm stoned. Anyone else? I always try to explain how I do it to my friends. But, we're always stoned and they get bored and lose interest in my explanation.

I was with like 5 of my friends, and we were all blazed, i was waiting for my other friend to match a couple bulls, my friend ez got in trouble with the cops for beating some kid at a public library. The cop came to his house where we all were waiting for more weed. The cop talked to ez and i got pissed cause my friend was taking hella long with the weed, I yelled "DUDE were the hell is he with the WEED!!! my girlfriend punched me on the shoulder and pointed behind me... The cop was just getting in his car lol. he didn't hear me, when he left we all laughed our ass off.

A couple days ago my group decided to invite some new guy to come have a sesh with us and after we were really baked I catch the new guy staring at me so I look back at him then out of nowhere he decides to start making animal noises, needless to say this freaked me out but like no one else in the room was reacting to the guy so I start thinking its my brain messing up and I'm the only one hearing the noises and he's talking regular to everyone else so I went on a huge rant on how my life would change because I could only here animal noises now and that I would have to learn how to speak pig and sh-t.

I looked pretty stupid......

Im never smokin with that guy again.

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hehehehe

Was it the other DFW guy?

lol no idk who the guy was...he was a friend of a friend I didnt bother to get his name.
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One time, my buds and I skipped the 2nd half of the day at school (Junior year), and baked at his house for a good 5 hours. Blown off my ass, my parents call, and one thing led to another. They busted me for toking :P. So from then on my buddies and I made a pact to buy a house when we're 18, and live there while we're in college.

Here we are today, in Detroit with our own loft, all taking classes at Wayne State

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