| Re: Experience with Anti-MJ people?
k so i was out of town stayin with my boy, and we had nothing to do one day and no car, so we called up a few girls he knew.... they picked us up, we bought a bag, and drove to a chill spot to smoke. one of the girls is extremely anti-weed, but i didnt know this yet.
theres me and my friend, and 3 girls. i pack a bowl and get out with my friend and 1 girl, and we start smoking. out of nowhere this anti-weed girl pops out the sunroof and looks at us right as this other girl has the pipe to her lips and im lighting it for her. she goes "HOLY SHIT KAILEY ARE YOU SMOKING!?!?!" then gets all mad and goes back inside the car.
after we finished a few more bowls we're driving around and i asked simply why she was so against weed. all she could come up with was "well, i dunno, its... a drug." what did i do? busted out some katt williams on that bitch:
"Don't give me that shit, that it's a drug, it ain't no motherfucking drug, I've done the research, it's just a plant. It just grows like that, there in the ground. And if you just so happen to set it on fire there are some side effects. But that's not the same as drugs, cause with drugs you got to do shit to it chemically - you gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up, shit I don't know the recipe, I'm just sayin'....But why the fuck is it illegal, I don't know. Aspirin is perfectly legal but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it'll be your last headache....As long as you've been living you ain't never heard of a motherfucking overdose on marijuana. You might have thought that ***** was dead, he ain't dead. He gonna wake up in 30 minutes, hungry enough to eat everything in your house."
she had no reply, and the friend i smoked with got all pissed at me after that little rant because apparently its a touchy subject with that bitch | 
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