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lol,this is some funny shit!
i remember the paranoia with having to hide your stonedness infront of your parents,teachers,bosses etc.

on my 18th B-day we wanted to celebrate,get high and drink.i got beer and whisky.but the dude where it was about to go down fell asleep and didn't answer the door and we stood there like idiots.i was disappointed.


the next morning the phone rang.it was the dude,apologizing and telling me to come right over...everybody was there already.
so i got there at 12 and hit 2 bowls of hash in a row,then drank 2 double whiskeys back to back.

people warned me of the flash i would get,but i didn't give a shit...

until everyone decided we should get my nintendo and play some games.
i got home,disguised with a basecap to hide my swollen red eyes.lol.
my mom said:what are you doing?
i said:getting my nintendo
she:what's up with that hat??
i said:nothing and went out the door again

i was so high,i was shaking.

i don't remember what happened after that.


nowadays i like to phone my mom with a spliff in hand,when i know she has been drinking in the evening.she knows i toke and don't like it.
but i live on my own and am 35 years old.

she said she hopes the cops gon' bust me.LOL!


hahahahahahahahaha



ok,i gotta roll a joint...



peace!

i find talking to my rents on the phone wen im stoned is awesome, im totally honest and find it way easier to chat with my folks. when its face to face tho its a different story, i dont go well under pressure

im open about it with both of em. Hell they even encourage me to smoke pot just so I can spend time with them at those boring events.Dad- " U wanna go to this play with me?" Me- "nah i'm good". Dad-"Cmon?, Will watch the play, and will go eat afterwards. Hell u can go smoke a bowl and come with me if it will help u be less bored?" Me- "Ehhhhh..........alright i'l go but u gotta let me take a cig break inbetween the play." Dad-"Not a chance".

im pretty open with my parents i mean i was brought up mormon you know got the whole big family thing goin on and i was pretty scared they would like disown me or somethin haha but when they found out it was actually the best thing that could of happened cause now i dont have to hide it from them. my bongs sit out in my room i smoke everyday in my room ( they dont know that part) my mom has even watched me smoke a bowl before hahaha its actually kinda funny to see my moms reaction to the smell and stuff haha but they're pretty accepting folks so its all good in the end.

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my parents know i smoke weed-- i come home stoned a lot--and when they are here, they just crack up at me.... my grandma came over from england recently and we both had awesome pot smoking stories-same with my mum and dad...but talking to my grandma about how i like to get stoned and her accepting me and adding to the convo without it being awkward was cool ...she had some crazy story about smoking morrocan black or something...i can't completely remember...NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WEED...

I wish I could come out and tell my mom but I'm too big of a pussy haha.
The weirdest part is that she smokes and I've even called her out on it so she would get off my case when we were in a huge fight about something completely unrelated. It was pretty dramatic I went and grabbed her shit and spread out all her paraphernalia (including a LIME GREEN bong) and her stash on the kitchen counter, it was priceless.

I still haven't told her though, she probably already knows. I smoke in my room all the time and every time I come home I know I smell like a weed factory, but she hasn't said anything. She might just be too stoned to smell me and none of my friends or anything can tell when I'm high, I guess it's just genetic haha. I'm not going to lie though, smoking with her would suck because she smokes the worst shwag in the world. I've smoked her shit a few times when I was desperate and it's unbelievably bad haha

I've got it pretty easy. My mom knows I smoke and as long as I dont get hurt or in trouble because of it she treats it like anything else I might do. Just part of my everyday.

my parents still don't know that i've been smoking all this time, but ive never been busted so yeah and yeaa i often talk to my parents while i'm high, it really made me kind of more serious about the topic we talked about so i guess that's something positive

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i remember the first time i came home high(kinda) cuz it was the first time i was high. friends dropped me off outside, i had no clue what was goin on. s
mom was sleeping so i just walked straight to my room freakin out, took off my shirt and shit so i didnt reek and hopped under the covers. 1 min later i hear a door open, she comes in my room and sits on the bed next to me talkin to me for like 3 mins. i dont know how i pulled it off but she didnt know i was(which is weird cuz my brothers a huge stoner and trust me she knows)

best part about that night was just laying in bed after she left watching tv
i swear to god i thought they were speaking spanish, but i saw the movie earlier that day and it was def english. i was just layin in my bad laughing my ass off. if i focused, it was english, but if i just watched the shit it was spansih ill never forget

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"In every man's chest, there beats a heart." - Bob Marley

ok so i often have to talk to my rents stoned. its the funniest shit ever cuz im always stoned out of my mind and trying to have a straight conversation with my parents about the movie i said i went to see. a week or 2 ago i went to see benjamin button. i walked in around 1 am drunk and high and my moms asking me all these questions (i didnt actually go to c the movie. i went to my friends house a half a mile away to get wasted) and i had no idea what to say. i dont remember the exact conversation but i somehow ended up being right about everything she asked me even though i didnt c the movie. it was great

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i talk to my parents and teachers all of the time when im high. Im lucky because when im high my eyes get small and asian and cloudy, so it just looks like i just woke up, if theres no smell no one ever knows.

iv been expelled from a couple of schools for smoking and my parents have found my stash and various pieces of paraphernalia before so i think they know. My mum was accepting until i got kicked out of school. After a bit of a break when i got kicked out of school I'm back on the holy herb. Whenever mums out of the house i blaze a few cones, right in the kitchen, she doesn't smell it cos i blow it out the window and we have a vent thing over the oven. She told me the other day that "I'm always so weird that she can't tell when i am high." Which is basically a free pass to be stoned even when she is around. I can be straight easily enough, as long as I'm not too stoned.

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When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."

once when i was prolly 17 i came home stoned as hell and i sat on the couch and was talking to my mom and i guess for some reason only one of my eyes was bloodshot and only on one side so my mom suddenly asks me whats wrong with your eye its all red on that side and points to the eye she was talking about and i go huh, and turn my head in the direction she is pointing like im trying to see my own eye! she just started laughing, she use to be real dumb about that stuff, it was great

Haha I don't know how my parents don't know. I smoke in my room every day and talk with them every day. No eye drops or spray in the room.

Urgh!! Soooooooo Hard..
They haven't found out yet, they know i've done it once bought 3 years ago..
It sorta went like this haha
(sitting in the car)
Dad:Hve u ever thought about doing drugs??
Me:Ummm, Spose..Have you?
Dad: Of corse not, do you know that weed makes your lil swimmers go in circles??
(awkward silence)
Me: ummm, idk ...Ps dad i'ma girl...
Dad: Yes Yes i know......
Me: (puzzled grin)
(another awkward silence)
Dad: you would tell me if you have?
Me: Of corse (puzzled face turn angelic)
Dad:so Have you?!?!
Me: YES!! I HAVE OK!!!
(silence..............)
Dad: WHAT!?!?!
(both getting angry at each other)
Me: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!
Dad: I KNOW BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD!?
(Got back home and sitting in my room)
Mum: WHAT!?!?!
Me: Shut up mother!

Grounded for 3 weeks and the evil eyes ..
Thats what you get for telling the truth LOL..

Anyways Peace out

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