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08-14-2008, 01:55 AM
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#31 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: talking to parents stoned
Oh, I see. I don't get that? Why can't people love god and smoke weed?
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08-14-2008, 02:07 AM
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#32 | | Junior Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 205.28 | Re: talking to parents stoned Quote:
Originally Posted by belive_in_waffles my dad smokes weed, but we have a dont ask dont tell policy, i have always wanted to tell him my weed is better, but i dont want to fuck up the flow. | That is actually the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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08-16-2008, 05:40 AM
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#33 | | Everybody Must Get Stoned
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Stoner Buck$$: 209.07 | Re: talking to parents stoned
Haha, my mom doesn't like it, she knows she cant stop me but definitely doesn't approve. One of the main things is she's worried about me blowing all my money.
Lot of awkward situations. I hit a bong with a couple friends in my room once when she was out, and then she came home. When we left we walked out of my room, single file right by her, and it was pretty obvious. It was so awkward. There have been other times in which I've gotten baked, covered up the smell and used Visine so she wouldn't directly know but it's still awkward trying to hold up a conversation because you can really tell by the way I talk when I'm baked.
Then there's having a gf who's family you'd prefer not to know, and you run into one of the family members in a store, blazed as hell in the middle of buying a bottle of Visine and Axe body spray. Now if that ain't awkward, I don't know what is! lol.
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08-16-2008, 06:32 AM
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#34 | | library stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 212.42 | Re: talking to parents stoned
my dad smokes all day long. so thats always a fun conversation.
more then a few years ago when my mom walked in on me for the first time smoking a bowl..with the hit still in my lungs she asked me what i was doing. i shook my head and said nothing. she was like oh yeah well blow that hit out the window and listen to me. she said she came in to tell me she saw my pipe that morning.. then told me to get a job and light some incense. hahaha.
now. my grandparents and the rest of the family. thats even better because no one ever knows they just think i'm in a great mood and super funny.
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08-17-2008, 03:55 AM
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#35 | | It's BFA, bitch.
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Stoner Buck$$: 822.93 | Re: talking to parents stoned
My mom knows I've been smoking since I was 14 (I've been smoking since 12) and for the last two - three years it's been one big joke. Especially since I turned 18, it's kinda like "it's your own problem if you get caught". In the beginning it was "NOT IN MY HOUSE" until I made the argument of "Would you rather me be at some random party or on the street getting arrested, or in my room safe and sound with my best friend smoking?" She got the point. Now every time I smoke, she'll bust in with a can of air freshener laughing her ass off going "JESUS I COULD GET HIGH JUST STANDING HERE" and I go "Damn straight you could, this is some good shit" lol. My mom was a huge ass hippie, I've smoked and drank with her numerous times.
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08-18-2008, 04:17 AM
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#36 | | Cool Chick
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Stoner Buck$$: 81.86 | Re: talking to parents stoned Quote:
Originally Posted by DGC1982 Oh, I see. I don't get that? Why can't people love god and smoke weed? | No idea. I see no reason why not... I'm more christian when i'm smoking...
Granted, i'm only like 10% christian when i'm sober...
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08-18-2008, 02:48 PM
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#37 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: talking to parents stoned
and some people call it the Devil's Weed
You are living proof
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08-19-2008, 08:04 AM
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#38 | | Marijuana Enthusiast
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Stoner Buck$$: 924.49 | Re: talking to parents stoned
I wish I could tell my parents...but I can't. My dad used to smoke in high school so I think he would understand, although he would be disappointed and definitely wouldn't approve. I have to be extra careful though, he knows what it's like, so I definitely have to be mostly sober anytime I'm home. My mom would flip out too, but I don't have to be as careful around her.
And you can love God and smoke weed at the same time! I do! I've never read anything in the Bible that prohibits ganja...
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08-19-2008, 08:10 AM
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#39 | | Gonzo Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 112.06 | Re: talking to parents stoned
my mom knows what im doing... but doesnt really aprove... but will still make jokes about it...
however growing up she flushed ounces down the toilet and broke a few nice pipes i had...
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08-21-2008, 10:15 PM
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#40 | | Stoned
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Stoner Buck$$: 350.04 | Re: talking to parents stoned
I really try to avoid talking to them high becuase it kills my high so i'll just go strait to my room.
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09-11-2008, 05:35 PM
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#41 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the middle of nowhere Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 317.40 | Re: talking to parents stoned
im actually a pretty smooth talker when im high from what i remember. me and a friend got stoned off our asses, and jumped in the pool in our apartment complex. afterwords,when we got back, my mom was awake, and i think we said something to the affect of, we went to a party, and there were hot chicks in the pool, so we got in. chlorine got in our eyes (and pool water got rid of smell  ). she was pissed, but not as pissed as she would have been if she knew...the strange thing is, i think shes cool with it, because...idk i just have a suspicion that she knows...she did yell at me mostly for leaving the front door unlocked, and i know for a FACT my dad used to smoke. shit, should i confront my mom...perhaps...no....try to get her to smoke??
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09-11-2008, 08:10 PM
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#42 | | Bangerang
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area California Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 358.54 | Re: talking to parents stoned
my mom whiped out her bong on me one day
i didn't even know she had one
so now she's chill when i come home toasted
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09-12-2008, 01:58 AM
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#43 | | Junior Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 243.32 | Re: talking to parents stoned
When i was younger around 15 and 16 i didn't really smoke that much so i just kept it from my parents. When i was 17 i started smokeing more frequently and i think my parents knew but i kept my grades up so they never said anything. Sometimes my dad would hint at it as i have two older sister who toke quite often one is now 21 and one is 20 (im 19) when i was 17 my sister who was 18 just one day said hey dad wanna see my friends bowl, as we were getting ready to eat outside. Despite what he said my sister Carly whent to here jeep got the bowl with weed,in it , it looked pretty cashed to me but what ever. My dad hits the bowl and said it sucked he didnt cough once so i said, yeah she has shitty weed let me go get mine. we fill up and smoke a bowl. That was the one and only time i smoked with my dad its kinda wierd we never really siad anything about it. I used to toke with my sister alot after that (we both lived at home) those where the best sessions i ever had.
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09-13-2008, 03:29 PM
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#44 | | Experienced Stoner
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Vancouver Island, BC Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 129.62 | Re: talking to parents stoned Quote:
Originally Posted by PeacefullyStoned Sweet stories, made me chuckle for sure.
I am so glad my mother knows that I smoke. She can call it before anybody else usually too. I don't have to hide it, but sometimes in the middle of the day I don't like anybody to know that im getting fried, so I'll do it before I get in the shower so I don't smell at all. Then I'll do my make up all nice so the average person couldn't tell that Im high. However, I can say one word to my mother and she will look at me, laugh and say "Did you have a toke? You had a toke!" and then walk away.
I love being completely open about it in this house, makes life easier.
No judgments either, which I really like!!
Peace and Pot. | Yes it is very nice when youre parents are accepting of the ganga. I'll bet youre mum smokes, only smokers can sniff out fellow smokers with that kind of accuracy! heheheh
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09-13-2008, 04:30 PM
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#45 | | Stoner
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ontario Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 898.42 | Re: talking to parents stoned Quote:
Originally Posted by tonywade Yes it is very nice when youre parents are accepting of the ganga. I'll bet youre mum smokes, only smokers can sniff out fellow smokers with that kind of accuracy! heheheh | She does not smoke actually. She use to be a little hippie back in high school and such. However, a lot of our family friends, and some close family members are smokers... so she isn't unfamiliar. She has honestly said to me, that she would rather me sit here and have a toke in our living room then go out and get drunk in some God knows where place with a bunch of other stupid people. She is one cool chick for sure, I love her. I have tried to get her to toke down with me a few times... but she chokes to much and can't take it.
Peace and Pot.
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