Well here's my story.
When my parents were over for a couple of Nights at my apartment in the city (they are country folks) and I had to keep working when they came over but on the last night they were staying at my place.
I was so happy to be home and smoking a bowl out on the balcony that I completely forgot my parents were staying another night and they were not in my apartment at the time I got home (No extra shoes at the front door). So I assumed I was alone in my apartment.
So pulled out my vapor and bongs out of the hiding places and put them back where they were before (one in the bath room by the throne (more of joke then using it), Vaporizer on the kitchen table, Small bong by my Bedside table and plastic bong on the cement balcony) so I don't have to bring them out when I need them (i.e Forget where I put them) lost a many pipes that way.
Any way I am out on the balcony listening to Napoleon 101 podcast's and Did not go inside for about 1.5 hours (happy time's ya know)
then when the hunger kicked in I went inside and found the TV on & I was like "hmm... who put that on?" Still thinking about my hunger and Go in the kitchen and find my Father Inspecting my Valcano Vaporizer. my hart skipped a couple of beats upon seeing my dad handling my pride and joy. My mom comes out holding the joke bong in her hand coming out the bathroom.
My dad notices me standing there looking at my mom, who inturn looking at me with eh "WTF" look on her face with a Smile (godbless her she knew my habit)
My Dad on the other I was Scared shitless about his reaction. Motions with his fingers to sitdown across from him by this time I'm sweating bullets and twicthing uncontrollably (weed+Parents in the same room does that me) and says (I shit you Not) "Show me how This works". Start laughing at the unreal request by my dad.
Seeing that he was serious I proceded to show him how it works.
Keep in mind I'm still High as Fuck from the bong hits from the balcony so my motor skills where not working with me Took me 15 mins to chop the dope and pack in the vapor. And my dad was watching me the entire time while doing this In great Interest. By the time the bag was full I answerd all of his questions about how long I did weed and how much the VALCANO vapor cost me($850cnd) and he had no problems with it as long I pay rent FIRST and weed far below my essentials in life to live propely. After He that said that I eased up abit (i.e Twitching Stoped) and proceeded to enhale from the bag in peace. (BTW my mom was there the entire time watching me too)
Becaused he said That I now go back home with my Valcano suitcase in plain view like it was every day luggage (Godbless my god fearing parents Love'm more then ever for accepting my "habit" and me ofcourse
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Well That my story hoped you enjoyed it.
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, and goes "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"i said "it's a blunt mom its ok just smoke it. She said" what the fuck its brown, its not normal, this isnt like anything i ever seen." I said " mom its just a blunt trust me its ok see*takes a hit* see mom its fine" she said "oh ok alright*she takes a hit*.*cough cough cough cough*
then she was like "i dont feel so good,and just started throwing up EVERYWHERE,i know its mean but i was so stoned i just started laughing and had to get my sister to take care of her.
and then you don't smell like it and still have a pretty good high going. But yeah. Talking to my dad stoned= big no no!
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