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Well i don't think i've had any bad times with green (weed, mj, whatever u wanna call it) but bout 3 weeks ago i was with my bf having some green, i don't know what the hell it was but the first one was fine, all good, nice but i was on the 2nd and bout half way down i just started feeling so sick, the world was swirling but no my bf being my bf wanted some fun..BAD idea..... but hey one puked on bf later ate a whole 2 bags of doritos and i was fine (l0l)

me and some mates were absolutely blazed one friday and we were goin to so many different smoking spots because every ten minutes fuckin cops came. so finallly we find a safe spot and call our mates up to tell them where we are, when we find out our mates house has been fuckin raided, and thats why theres so many fuckin police and we all get para as fuck and get a bus to the outskirts of the city and hide in some fuckin woods untill its dark. shit scary day. definetly my worst

I'd have to say the worst time for me was one time in school I skipped with a friend of mine and smoked some Chronic out in the woods. Came back to the school and drank some of the school water (my big mistake...) and had nothing to eat to settle my stomach. After a while of sitting in the cafe playing cards with my friend I started getting really hot and sweating a lot. I went outside to cool down and stayed out there for like 10-20 minutes before puking like 6 times. Puking while high wasn't a fun experience.

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This just happened to me the other day. My buddy and I were driving down to go to get eyedrops and he wasnt paying attention and smashed into the curb and blew out his tire. We pulled over and called our sober friend and he started to fix it and Then the jack gave out and broke his hand! Lots of talking to parents. It was crazy.

your lucky, that's every time for me

My worst...I got arrested while on my way to go rattlesnake hunting in the hill country.

Driver -"Hey pack a bowl"

Me- "fuck yea."

Driver- "Hey there's a cop behind us, put it up and lets let him pass us."

Me- Good idea, fuck that cop...

Twenty seconds later...

WOOOP WOOOOOOP!

my worst is still my friend getting stabbed by a emo but about 4 months ago I just bought a 80 and me and my friend were looking for a good spot since the cops patrol almost anywhere people might go to smoke. It was roughly 10:00 PM and we pull into a abandoned farm in the woods (probly why it was abandonded) and we proceed to go about our business when out of nowhere a cop pulls in right infront of our car and searched my friends car, found the weed, found the bong, made me crush my own bong, then pick up the pieces, he pocketed the weed, confenscated everything even my arizona tea and pringles, gave my back my crushed bong fragments for some reason then told us if we tell anyone about what happened that he'll make sure we go to prison. But I found out 2 months ago that he got caught submiting time sheets for about 300 hours he didn't work and llost his law enforment commision and the right to carry a firarm.

But I found out 2 months ago that he got caught submiting time sheets for about 300 hours he didn't work and llost his law enforment commision and the right to carry a firarm.

Screw that cop man.

Just yesterday, I smoked half a joint with my dad and he freaked out really bad. He's better now, but I'm still a little worried. Best joint I've rolled though.

Worst? First time hitting a bong.

My friend was throwing a small party for all of our close friends. When it came time to smoke one of 'em brought a bong. First time I hit it I did it just barely enough to fill it and then took the hit. Everything was fine, my friends sister even gave me props for clearing my first bong hit which made me feel like Second time it comes my way I'm a bit cocky and a little high so I fill that thing until it looks like milk and try to take it all real quick. After I was over the initial coughing fit it felt like i had swallowed an air bubble 20x the size of my stomach. I was probably sitting in the yard on my hands and knees a good 11 minutes before I decided to just straighten out and let the air work itself out. After that I went back to the porch and hit the bong a couple more times........got high as fuck and had a good night.

Worst trip,if i smoke a whole blunt of KB by myself. For some reason if i smoke something by myself, I usually inhale the whole thing in 2 minutes. When I start to trip, i trip HARD and i have to lay down. People who have seen me a this point say i look white a paper, my heart rate slows down, and i just look into space.

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When people hand you a flyer its like saying
"hey, throw this away for me" ~Mich Hedberg *R.I.P

I have two..
I smoke with my brother and his best friend a lot. They will load a round of bong hits then I will and yadadada. They had a pretty big bong. His best friend loaded me a reallllly fat bong hit. and I think I was pretty rookie at this point. I sunk it first hit and just freaking dieeeeed. I ran to the bathroom and was coughing my damn lungs out. It was horrible, my throat hurt so bad. I was soooooooo high I had to go lay down. I just kept telling myself I'll be fine and I just need to lay down. lol.
My other one...
This was after I had dated my ex who made me quit smoking for a year. It was one of the first times I smoked. I had some friends over and we were all toking. I just kept taking bong hit after bong hit lol. Then I took another pretty fat hit and then I was standing up, talkign to my friend, then all of a sudden I have no idea what's going on and I just felt my body start to vibrate back and forth. Like I can't even explain the feeling. I pretty much freak out and say that I might need to go to the hospital lol I seriously thought something was wrong with me! lol but I went and layed down once again, woke up and everything was fine.
Those are pretty much the only two bad experiances I've had with it. Every other time has been just wonderful! (:

Haha, Worst experience...it's not really an experience, but I was stoned at the time and that made it 100x worse.

During high school I bought 9 Ounces of bud. I went home when my parents were suppose to be out of town. I busted out the herb and poured at least like 4 ounces onto the coffee table in my living room downstairs when my Dad just happens to walk into the house.


What a day.

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Stay High, It keeps things more interesting.

lol so i had to take this tour of a juvy detention center thing a while ago - i drank a soda in a store...they thought i was trying to steal it but i never even left/attempted to leave the store. so anyways after school im waiting for my ride to this place. 15 mins before im picked up i take some fat rips of some nice weed i just got. so i was really fucking high when my ride calls me and tells me its time to go. so i reach into my backpack and go for the pocket where i thought i had my eyedrops - nothing. so i start to panic...hoping my eyes dont turn red how they always do. Well right when i get there i ask the lady where the bathroom is (to check my eyes), and look her in the eyes. lol she kind of looked at me in shock for half a second and then pointed to the back of the room. (i was thinking ohh shit..this place is full of cops and im fucked they are going to know im high) sure enough my eyes are redder than fuck and i start freaking out.

so the tour begins and by now im SUPER faded and im trying really hard to not fall asleep or look too stoned, and not make direct eye contact. half way through the tour i notice that the people start to kind of look at me a little more than they look at everybody else - im sure they all saw my eyes...

but in the end nothing happened and i have no idea why i didnt get arrested or something right there during the tour. Im really happy, they had to of known something was up.

I smoked some Hash once, and was listening to "Eminem - Stan" .. there's sounds of raindrops in that song, and I really hated that... I was trying to sleep, but was in a dark room with no lights on (didn't want to wake up my friend, who knew nothing about me smoking) ... so while listening to the song, I got scared and bugged, for not being able to put the lights on) That was my worst experience!

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