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my worst experience would probz be when i was on a bus with my mate and we were out of out minds and then these girls from the back of us started playing with our hair and i was like why are they doing this, and then Afro man came on my ipod singing "its because i got high" and im like NO WAY im freaking out lol

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Ah man once told me "Dont take drugs, smoke weed, because if it grows in the ground its bound to be good

Last week. Last Saturday I woke up and decided to get mega wrecked coz as far as I was concerned, we had no plans for the day. So, 2 hours later and I'm in friggin' hyperspace freaking out because I'm thinking the PC's possessed and wants to kill me coz the harddrives and fans are unusually loud. Then the wife charges through the door like a raging bull to tell me we've gotta go to Morrisons coz there's no grub in the house!!! So we're on the bus into town and it's packed to the rafters and all the way I'm panicking coz I think every single person there knows I'm stoned and it's a half hour ride. We get to Morrisons which has one of them rotating doors and for some reason I decide to look down and make sure my shoe laces are still tied. This seems to take forever and I manage to somehow get the pram with my 19 month old daughter wedged in the doorway when the whole thing stops spinning and the warning alarm goes off!!! There's 5-6 other people stuck in the door with us, all looking at me in disgust and whispering to each other, ( I think the term 'pillock' was mentioned ) my wife's looking at me as if she's about to kill me, my 4 year old daughter's giving me a look of disapproval and my 19mth old is screaming in terror!!! I remember thinking "If God exists and if he really loves me, he'll strike me dead right now"! They're all ok and I think the missus has forgiven me. Yep, t'was a very bad day!

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really? i have to be all toked up before even thinking about getting into the chair. for one it relaxes me (duh) and cuts down my gag response and for another, it dries out my saliva so the doc can work w/o swimming in spit...plus it goes well with the gas...which is a must for me, even for cleaning (which i hate the most!)!!! yup, gotta have my bowl and a shot or two of tanquerey cuz i'm a total pussy when it comes to the dentist!

I've been smoking for almost a year now and neve done anything else. My sisters friend gave her some liquid hydrocodine (something like that) in a water bottle and told her to take 2 tablespoons. My sis is 18 and has done pills, so thats how much would be good for her. My sis came home and asked me if i wanted some, and i said yes. i took 2 tablespoons, didn't feel anything, and took a shower. i still didn't feel anything, so i decided to smoke some pot. i was okay at first, but then i started seeing leopard print spots everywhere, and couldn't hear that well. then the spots were getting more and more big. i could barely walk and my sis took me to the playroom bed, and started throwing water at my face. i had blacked out for like 2 minutes, but felt like forever. after i felt better i had a really good high im never mixing anything with pot ever again.

I was standing in line at a taco bell after having smoked 2 blunts with 2 buddies in a car outside (we hotboxed and sat in for like 20 minutes). the lady taking my order at taco bell had to be the most beautiful girl I had ever seen and I couldnt stop laughing and smiling while I struggled to order. after I had finally gotten my order done I noticed that there was a cop right behind me and I was extremely scared. we reeked of ganja and had all of our weed on us. The cop either didnt notice or didnt care but I had never been so scared.

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pick it, pack it, fire it up.

Lol i love it

Worst thing to ever happen to while stoned.
Me and my two mates just had a mean sesh and we were walking down to the local fish and chips store as we had the munchies lol.
We're alomost at the store when just before the store we see this guy standing around looking all tough. Thinking what's this joker doing we all try and avoid him and walk off to the side. He walks up to us and pulls out this GIANT KNIFE! Stoned out of my brain I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK". He walks up to my mate and asks him if he wanted to fight, My mate was like nah bo I don't want any trouble. So the guy stands there for a sec then turns around and points the knife at me and says "Wanna go" and I'm like "Nah bro, WE're allgood man"
Then the **** asks us if we're in some gang or what ever and we said no and then apologised and told us to have a good night but at the same time he was being a total arsehole about it and acting like a dick as we were walking away.

What a buzz kill haha.

Recently i had a few mates over while my dad was at work. we started hittin the bongs pretty hard. we used my dads bong, but he doesnt know that i smoke weed but he has his suspicions. everything was going good until my mate went to have a cone and then dropped the bong. it bieng a glass bong smashed everywhere. i absolutely freaked out. ringing everyone asking for super glue. in the end i left a note saying what had happened and he replied on the note by sayin. stay the fuck outta my room!. but yeah thats the worst buzz ive ever had. its actually the worst thing thats fuckin happened to me lol. ohwel life goes on

When I first started smoking...about 4 years ago, I would get very twitchy. I always felt like I was in a carnival fun house. It was absolutely terrifying. So I cut down on smoking for a while because it wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. After some months, I started smoking again. Things were different this time around. I enjoyed my highs a lot more. One time I enjoyed my high too much. I peed my pants on a ride to the gas station. Take into consideration that this was the first time that I had ever smoked chronic. Needless to say, I was very embarrassed when I had to go home and get a change of pants and explain to my parents why I needed them. Oh well, funny now, embarrassing then.

When i was 15 ( Good Old Days ) i always thought whatever i do sober... if i do it high it will be better.. my mom marked an appointment with the skin doctor after school , and it was on a friday ( and on Fridays i usually get Insane )

Now heres the twist... what time was the appointment???

Mom: You gotta be at the dentist by 4:20

A little evil green man told me in my head its a sign and i must get high...

i bought some new weed really fast that i never tried before...turns out i underestimated that fucker and got CRAZY...

everything was good and relaxing as I walked in to the treating room hearing betthoven playing in the background as i sat in the most comfortable chair ever...and recieved a massage on my neck from a gorgeous asian lady , So i decided to close my eyes...30 minutes after I hear a cutting noise...i thought it was the air conditioner...but no , it was the asian lady sticking a needle onto the skin of my noise.. the one mistake i did was Scream...You fucking bitch! , to make it worse i laughed and said , do it again... loool

My worst experience was when me and majority of my mates were just getting into weed. We were all 18 and had a mad sesh at my mates place, passed about 10 joints round, we were baked. Decided to roll down to the local maccas and we drove. It was fairly empty there which was good, as we sort of were a bit of a disturbance (10 guys all high as shit) eating a whole lot, talking friendily to the staff and what not. So anyway, we were all sweet, just about to head off, when this car turns up and five guys hop out (they were all pretty big) who appear to be carrying weapons (knives and bottles). They wanted to fight and made this very clear as we all hurried into the car haha. We were driving, and they had semi-blocked us in, and my car ended up bumping into my mates which sucked but whatever. We sped of and I was driving, sketched out a little and drove heaps far away thinking they were chasing us. Sucked heaps and wrecked out high but it was still a good night haha. I see the car round sometimes today I might look into whose it is lol.

well at least got robbed when u were high... i got robbed twice these 3 weeks sober lol

alright, i've had 2 really bad trips, and both of them involved me getting high before astronomy class.. i had such a bad trip , i cant even explain it..like i didnt feel like i was in my own skin..didnt know wher ei was..couldnt see straight or think.. hard to explain. i wouldn't have gone to class if i didnt need to turn in an assignment. anyway when i get there, we get assigned lab groups and i am having such a bad experience that i cant stay there any longer, so i leave, right when we get our lab partners..it was so rude, i was so embarrassed and i felt so bad about it..i wanted to apologize but what can i say? "oh sorry i was smoking pot and had a really bad trip..sorry you had to do the assignment without me..sorry that you asked me a question and i just got up and left..you know how it is" - right, not really!

edit: ok so i saw the post above me and realized another bad experience..but it wasnt a bad trip i just did stupid shit..i was really baked with my friend and it was like 1am and we had munchies so we walked to 7-11 and left her door unlocked cuz she couldnt find her keys and i left my iphone at her house and of course when we got back it was stolen..im still really upse tabout that ill never get over it just cuz of how much a bitch it is to get another iphone and how you have to pay $500 and theres no insurance...sigh

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yes, i am a witch
i'm also really fucking baked

alright since my internet fked up i dont want to write it all over again... sorry.

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The worst thing that has happened to me was I waited 9 hours at a dope mans house for green.

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-Bill