So I was high at school...

CBFryman

Philosophy class high is fun...anything else is not.

Moose

sophmore year I would roll joints in th morning and smoke in the bathroom during lunch, period after lunch I had history and my teacher was from hungary with a very strong accent, everthing she said would have me crying with laughter

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pick it, pack it, fire it up.

PigSnout

Looking at your name and reading this, did you ever get her to say "Moose and Squirrel" like Natasha would on Rocky and Bullwinkle?

chris_goods

i just have to say... Chem class with flammable metals and gases, matches, and Bunsen burners... best time when you're stoned.

Moose

nahh I didnt start getting called moose til I was 19

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pick it, pack it, fire it up.

hurris

i've never smoked before school...

spaced06

I go to school at night, so I do get stoned before most days.

stonedserena

the other day in calculus one of my classmates asked me for a paper... so i got out a pack of zigzags and was like, wow, i never knew you blazed... and he was like wtf? i wanted a peice of looseleaf. hahaha.

hurris

hahahahahaha! that's awesome.

Herbal_Med

When i was in college i was dragged to aside by My Girlfriend and her mate.

She said to me "fancy getting high at mine?"
but as it was tuesday i had a lecture so i said "no i need to go do this or ill just wont know what im doing"

she gave me a blank look as if i had gone soft or something but she gave me that look of you will get something else out of it so i said well after we get high ill make tracks and sneek in to the lecutre and try and grasp what im doing.

so we must of had 5bongs and a couple of pipes and spliffs , i was higher then god himself, and of course im sure people will agree you sometimes get an strong erge to have a good shag lol, well with out details i started necking on with my GF and her friend joined in.....................well put it this way i never reached the Lecture lol

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J_Beazy

Back when I was in high school, all my friends and I would go to house during 5th period get thouroughly baked.. We did it so often it became a ritual.. We call it Pot class and the teacher was Mr.Bong..
All of my senior year I'd skip AP trig except on test days.. I'd show up in the beginin of class and drop of my work and copy down any assignments then I'd walk right out, the teacher wouldnt say anything about it either.. it was nutz!.. But I'd go to the class my best friend was teachers aiding and we'd sit there stoned as a bitch and play Skip-Bo all period.. She always new we were baked and mess with us too...

The most memorable tho, was my Junior year.. My cousin, a close friend and I skipped a period to go re-up a big stash.. On the way back we roled a bunch of J's.. I rolled 3 outta my share, stuck one behind each ear and lit the 3rd one.. We smoked 2 of my J's.. We prolly smoked bout 4 J's on the way back.. We got back to school and walked into the 3rd wing right by the planetarium, bout 5 mins before period change..
The astronomy teacher walks out and past us, then turns and calls to me.. When I looked back he brushed at his ear and winked.. I had completely forgot the J that was behing my ear.. I was so thankful it was him that saw it and not one of the bitchy teachers..

Buddy_Kill

I loved my school all the principles new we got high but as long as we kept the test scores up he didnt care about anything else.

26 bored valedictorians =26 smarts ass stoners

So we always skiper ap trig 2nd hour and ap government 3rd hour lunch in between and shop up for ap chemistry fourth hour and then we get to go home

Alex56

got stoned almost every day in summer school, either toked before it started, or in the middle where you get a 10 min break and people are coming and going so me and my friends would go smoke a bowl in the woods real quick

BudKilla

Me and a few homies smoke a blunt or a few bowls everyday b4 school everyday in this little forested area next to the school . Makes the day alot better.then we go back at lunch

DGC1982

I used take a joint to high school and smoke it during my lunch hour. It was like a 15 minute walk to the nearest fast food joint cuz my broke ass couldn't afford a car, so It was a prime opportunity to keep the walk interesting. I kept my joint in this old pencil box and left it in my locker. However I had to stop bringing pot with me because the NPD brought in K-9's and did a student locker search. I first heard word about it during second period and I was sweating like a whore in church. Luckily the dog never picked up a scent on my locker. I owe it all to manufacturer of that pencil box.

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