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Stoner Bible? Stoner Experiences
#1 Stoned Right Now
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Stoner Bible? My mate is currently writing a stoner bible (nothing to do with Christianity) and i was wondering if anybody else has done anything similar and would you like to share?
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Re: Stoner Bible?
A Stoner Bible?
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What do you mean by Stoner Bible? Is your friend creating a new religion?
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SuperStoner420 What do you mean by Stoner Bible? Is your friend creating a new religion?
I'm not religious myself but i think this one could work for me.
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Re: Stoner Bible?
Not a religion, it has things in like: A stoner will always help another stoner pick up... It's not rules or anything, just things he's found common in his stoner friends.
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Re: Stoner Bible?
haha ive done something similar.
#7 Stoned Right Now
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It's not online or anything yet and I can't see your signature!
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Re: Stoner Bible?
My friends and I always say that a stoner will call the cops on a crime (robbery, rape, murder, cat getting hit by a car, ect), but won't be there when the cops come.
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Thou shalt not boggart the joint
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Re: Stoner Bible?
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halffoot Thou shalt not boggart the joint
Amen to that one...this all reminds me of Paul Bullock's "At the passing of the joint", I suggest everyone take a listen too it..it's hilarious.
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#11 The late night stoner
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PRAISE THE REEFER! CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!
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Re: Stoner Bible?
these all seem like good ideas, lemme know when you can read em
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that definantly sounds like something I would read while stoned
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How about a couple commandments:
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Thou shalt not try to do a smoke trick which involves blowing the weed out of the bowl all over the floor...effin steve...
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