Here is from when I was a noob toker

Smokinintheboysroom

Here is my story,
One fall weekend me and my buddies set out to
pickup some girls
from no other place but GREENwood, so we decide to get in
my sunfire and drive on the highway while getting high and listening
to Johnny Cash. We decided it would be a good idea to get high when first
meeting these girls because we were a little bit shy, so back and fourth
we play phone tag with them on our way down, when we reach Greenwood we go
to the mall and we spot, one was wearing hooker boots and the other was a goth so then we call them and tell them to come over, right when they come
up to my driver side door they start talking and for some reason I thought
they were deaf so I started my car and sped off quickly saying I freaked
out. After going around looking for another place to blaze we end up at
this field and I was going into some place where I was lost so I turned
around on the lawn of this place, then I get lost again and end up back
where I was and I see this gate comming up with 5 police cars parked at
the gate while my friend is rolling another joint, I yell at him to stash
it and it turns out I was at the Greenwood Army Base! I freak out and
turn back out of the gate and go away as quickly as possible while my
friend is ripping my dash apart looking for hiding places for this chron.
When we are about 5 or 10 miles away we find this park so we go there with
out stash and decide it's better to finish off the stash in the woods, so
after finishing our joint and 2 bowls the girls call us and ask what we
are doing, we meet them back at the mall again and begin to walk around
with us and it turns out that they just were french and not deaf.
In the end they ditched us for some unknown reason, on our way home
my friend finds a black marker and writes "Sunny" on the roof of my
car and draws a guitar and writes Johnny Cash all over the inside of my car,
we were really thirsty so we stop in for a drink and my underage friend
asked him to buy him chew, so I go buy him some chew and his first dip he
swallows it and pukes all over the pavement, after this we called it a day!

Dankerella

Wow, Sounded like a fun night. If I were there, I'd probably be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

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midnitetoker

damn never had anything like that happened damn lol that must of een one fucked up day for both of yours

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MarijuanaRadio

Ahhh...

Chew.....

Vomit.....


Laughs!

Even when I'm not doing anything wrong, police make me nervous.

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midnitetoker

the fucking pigs always make me scared because i don't want to go to jail and i'm sure no one does

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SuperStoner420

Nice story. I'm not too worried about the pigs, because I've learned how to talk to them and how to assert my rights. The only reason I'd be nervous is if I had any bud on me.

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