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A few weekends ago i was out in glastonbury with a few friends, we left the pub to sit in a car park oposit and smoke s joint. Now in glastonbury its normaly more than safe to smoke in public, theres rarley police going round and when there is it doesnt seem to bother them
Anyway, here we were smoking this spliff and a huge riot van drives past, there was about 5 cops in it and they all looked at us and the van screeched to a stop, and started to indicate to come into the car park. At this point we all got a bit nervous and put out the spliff and hid it in the bush, But i had an 8th in the zip up coin bit of my wallet that has a picture of a sheep eating a weed plant and says "grass is good for you" so i was shitting it.
They all got out looking really smug, and tell us that the reason they stopped is cos they "saw one of us put something in our pockets" lol so they searched my first mate, he was fine, went on to the next one, and at this point i tryed chucking my wallet behind me into the bush. One of the other cops saw me and i made out that i dropped it, so now hes got a wallet in his hands that says "grass is good for you" and i tryed chucking it. So im kinda thinking fuck it you might aswell just bust me now, But i thought no, and kept faith. the cop was like "if you have weed on you tell us now cos i promise you we WILL find it" Now most people, including me, would have normaly said "yep theres an 8th in there" you could even see it bulging in my wallet, but sumin told me that i was gonna be ok, so i said "nah i dont smoke weed" So he opened my wallet, took ALL my cards and notes out, serched every little nook and cranny APART from the zip on the other side with my weed in it.....and gave it back! i felt like the luckyest person ever and put my wallet back in my pocket. THEN i forgot i ahd a back pack on and he asked to seach that, I realised i had a tin in there of this real weird smelling thai weed. So he found that, opened it up, they all past it round sniffing it saying "nah its not drugs, i think its flavoured tobacco" so they gave that back and went on their merry way.
We then found the half smoked spliff, and passed it round while discusing how shit police are.
To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
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