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09-13-2009, 11:04 PM
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#1 | | marijuana connoisseur
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Stoner Buck$$: 155.18 My Mood : | Exotic Smoking Experience
Please feel free to write down your most exotic smoking experience you've had...
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09-14-2009, 10:01 PM
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#2 | | Grow season is Coming!
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Stoner Buck$$: 64.38 My Mood : | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience
smoking with that hispanic chick in cancun during senior week was pretty fun. other than that and the sex i cant remember much else. oh god what if she got pregnant??????
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09-16-2009, 05:13 AM
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#3 | | Remodeling F
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Stoner Buck$$: 364.57 | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience Quote:
Originally Posted by mazarxnl smoking with that hispanic chick in cancun during senior week was pretty fun. other than that and the sex i cant remember much else. oh god what if she got pregnant?????? | Mine too is about a Latina woman. I was young, still had the laughter in my eyes. She was a 36 year-old stripper from Cuba. She spoke nearly no English, but my Spanish was sufficient. She brought me back to her fire-hazzard apartment building in the lovely slums of Mexican Village. We smoked some herb that I'm nearly certain she smuggled across the border in her cooch. I was wrecked, just fucking floored by this stuff. I proceeded to do horrible things to her mouth and other orifices, without a word of protest from her, at least none that I understood.
On the way out was when I noticed the generator running in the stairwell and the sad realization that there was clearly an illegal squating operation going on here and also the fact that my Latin friend here was most likely an illegal, of sorts, as well. I also realized that my Espanol may have been a bit rustier than I thought because I could hear her asking me about "payments for services rendered" as I deftly sprinted full speed to catch a cab back to the suburbs, and possibly a doctors office for a check-up.
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09-16-2009, 07:23 AM
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#4 | | Grow season is Coming!
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Stoner Buck$$: 64.38 My Mood : | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience Quote:
Originally Posted by welby Mine too is about a Latina woman. I was young, still had the laughter in my eyes. She was a 36 year-old stripper from Cuba. She spoke nearly no English, but my Spanish was sufficient. She brought me back to her fire-hazzard apartment building in the lovely slums of Mexican Village. We smoked some herb that I'm nearly certain she smuggled across the border in her cooch. I was wrecked, just fucking floored by this stuff. I proceeded to do horrible things to her mouth and other orifices, without a word of protest from her, at least none that I understood.
On the way out was when I noticed the generator running in the stairwell and the sad realization that there was clearly an illegal squating operation going on here and also the fact that my Latin friend here was most likely an illegal, of sorts, as well. I also realized that my Espanol may have been a bit rustier than I thought because I could hear her asking me about "payments for services rendered" as I deftly sprinted full speed to catch a cab back to the suburbs, and possibly a doctors office for a check-up. |    sounds rough dude. got to watch out for them hookers man theyll give you more than just sex
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09-19-2009, 09:18 PM
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#5 | | Junior Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 270.37 | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience Quote: |
I also realized that my Espanol may have been a bit rustier than I thought because I could hear her asking me about "payments for services rendered" as I deftly sprinted full speed to catch a cab back to the suburbs, and possibly a doctors office for a check-up.
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09-20-2009, 02:02 AM
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#6 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Stoner Buck$$: 300.64 My Mood : | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience
mine was actulayy yesterday..Me and these 2 guys went to a park by the elementary school.. We then followed the trail into the park across the river all the way up to a huge cliff.it was amazing..
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10-08-2009, 10:48 PM
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#7 | | neognostic custom stoner
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dirty South
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Stoner Buck$$: 826.34 My Mood : | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsfromthebong420 mine was actulayy yesterday..Me and these 2 guys went to a park by the elementary school.. We then followed the trail into the park across the river all the way up to a huge cliff.it was amazing.. | Yes.. and then what happened. You are supposed to share your erotic experience....wait, it is exotic smoking experience' I thought the title read Erotic Smoking Eperience. Damn I am glad I caught that; I was about to spill the beans on an episode that would even make a raddish blush.
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10-09-2009, 09:24 AM
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#8 | | Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Pase Town, USA Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 498.02 | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure_Cloud Yes.. and then what happened. You are supposed to share your erotic experience....wait, it is exotic smoking experience' I thought the title read Erotic Smoking Eperience. Damn I am glad I caught that; I was about to spill the beans on an episode that would even make a raddish blush. | I think he just got high while enjoying the scenery over the cliff. |
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11-24-2009, 10:07 PM
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#9 | | Just Your Average Stoner
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Stoner Buck$$: 153.01 | Re: Exotic Smoking Experience
well my most exotic experience would be more of a strange experience.,,
in my town we have a lake in a forest where we smoke a lot.,,
but this time i was sitting on a bench with a mate.,, just smoking and talking.,,
but then i actually said: imagine that the boat from Harry Potter is coming out of this lake.,,
and he said.,, YEAH i was thinking the exact same thing.,, and then the birds where post owls and in the end we had a whole harry potter story where i was harry potten becouse i cud fuck ginny and cho chang then and he was ron cus he cud fuck hermoiny (if the names dont match the english story sorry cus im dutch)
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11-25-2009, 01:03 AM
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#10 | | Puff Puff
Join Date: Nov 2009 Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 239.97 My Mood : | kidding :P
I..I found in my kitchen floor some weed , rolled the fatty up , smoked it . After 30 minutes on my door was knocking Hugh Hefner and 30 bunnies  He took 10 girls , I took the rest of them..(30-10=?) whatever. So I just fffuuuu them all and by the morning I realized that my internet connection was lost .
sad...
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