my first stoned-ness

The_lion_from_zion

so i love sharing this stroy, the second time i ever smoked we split an ounce of white widow between 3 people out of a bong, the ounce took us about 2-3 to finish tops, we just kept going and going, he had three different sliders, so we would just pack ours and smoke our own slider, when you were done they pass the bong then you repack your slider, by the time you were done packing the bong got back to you, it was like a fucking machine, so it was creeping up on me for the first hour, and then by hour two i was oblitereated, so there i was staring at his lamp thinking, wow i love this thing, then from behind me i hear, hey mike, but it didn't register that there was a "behind" so i lean in closer to the lamp and say, "what?" and he laughs so fucking hard, no dude that was me, it was so fucking funny, we were trashed, i was hallucinating, not hardcore, but you know how on that 70's show they show erics point of veiw and the backround crawls, or the wallpaper moves, that was happening, i felt like i was shrinking, it was amazing, i loved it

__________________
it bcomes apperent towards the end, that it was really all just the begining

trogdordrummer

I remember one time i got high at a friends house, and she had this thing hanging from her ceiling and it had rainbow streamers hanging from it, and i got into a fight with these streamers, and the streamers won. we found out the next day that the weed we smoked was laced with pcp. were fine though so its funny to look back.

DBoone

the first time i smoked i got so stoned i literally couldnt move at all. i got stuck to my friends floor for like 8 hours i couldnt move the whole time i eventually fell asleep and when i woke up i hadnt moved an inch i was in the exact same spot. fuckin weird and i kept gettin weird vision like everything was coming at me frame by frame it was trippy.

__________________
HASHEYES RULE!

I Don't Trust The Government I Trust My Instincts
America: Freedom To Fascism
Ron Paul's Campaign For Liberty
The We The People Foundation & We The People Congress
Truth In Taxation :: Where Do Your Taxes Go?
Restore The Republic

The_God_Of_Bong

We call that "Picture" high. Sometimes it can still be achieved through hash oil . And I remember the first time I got stoned.. I just thought everything was the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard, and my mouth was the driest it had ever been in my entire life. I just listen to my friends talk, and giggled my ass off while drinking glasses of water.

__________________
The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.

MaybeJustOnce

the first time I got stoned me and a few friends went to the park. we where sitting in this clubhouse thing that was shaped like a boat. you walked up the ladder into this opening. well, my friend(who supplied the weed) didn't have anything to roll it in so she rolled it with a freaking tampon wrapper. well we where all sitting around the opening with our legs hanging down and I was holding the "tampon blunt" and I zoned out. I had dropped the freakin huge ass cherry onto my lap and it was burning my pants and I didn't even realize it. suddenly one of my friends yelled "hey your crotch is on fire" and it snapped me out of it.

we got stoned, somehow managed to get down from that damn thing unharmed...I was smart, I took the easy way and went down the slide, and started walking. my house was the closest walking distance(about 15-20 minutes) so we decided to go to my house. we got lost twice even though it is a very small community and we walked it every day. it seemed like it took forever to get there.

when we got there we hurried up and ran into my room to avoid contact with my parents(I was about 15 or 16)

later that night I was still stoned and I was standing in front of the TV with my hand in my pocket. I wanted to grab a lighter off of the top of the TV but for some reason couldn't manage to get my hand to listen to my brain and come out of my pocket. my mom just sat there staring at me and finally asked me what the hell I was doing. I snapped out of it, grabbed the lighter told her nothing and went back to my room.

before I started smoking weed I could not sleep for shit. I would sometimes stay up for 2-3 days at a time and it was torture. well, that night I went to bed and slept the best sleep I had ever had. it was great.

jimmy_lfc

lolz omg havnt lold so hard since well last time i was toasted haha im new to the houch have only done it like 2 times. and well both times iv been drunk. first time was at a party i had had like maybe halfa a slab 12 cans for u who dont know what a slab a slab a being 24 box of drinks and well yeah i just felt more drunk. the 2nd time i went to my mates and did it before drinking but then started drinking beer after like 1 or 2 hits. i was pritty well gone after a few more hits and went threw like a half bag of chips and then like 2 bags of starburst. i just felt like i could keep eating them for ever hahaha. iv been told by my other mates that i should try it when im not drinking beer or whatever what do u guys all think?.

Buddy_Kill

Ok so the first time i got high was with three of my freinds in this ford econoline van goin about sixty down the highway to tulsa oklahome for the weekend i was 17 and was goin to a concert and my homie was ok we gotta get him started now or it wont be fun and i was like what and my friend cudtis was like here smoke this shit and hands me a blunt i was like i dont smoke and he was like you do as of tonight by the time we got to the hotel (i am a rich boy) we pourd out of the van with buckets of smoke and i could barly walk