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06-27-2009, 08:12 AM
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#1 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jun 2009
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She was the one who suggested we "cam" -- or go on webcam. I agreed, and saw her for the first time there, and how she smoked. It was beautiful, her technique. She would sit tantalizing close to the camera and take in gobs of smoke, crossing her eyes sexily in the process as she looked down the barrel, cheeks bulged, wiping her chin afterwards. We had to meet.
She had me prove by holding my baggie up to the camera that I didn't have too many seeds and stems in my life, and we arranged for her to take the next train to my place.
I tidied up the place as best I could by throwing out my refrigerator and buying a new one. I have a pet cockatiel that I let hop around on the floor and he eats all my stray seeds. He calls me "Jason," which isn't my name.
I bought an expensive butane bottle and put a big red bow on it. For her, I bought hemp candles.
I greeted her at the door in my robe and my favorite pipe in my mouth. It's the one with the little red dragons on it.
She took my pipe and held it briefly in her lips. Then she reinserted it in my mouth and that way we exchanged saliva. It's the new kiss.
We reminisced about being on cam together and I told her I fell in love with her the moment she unabashedly ate watermellon in front of me. It was in the middle of a munchies tour-de-force that also saw her eat a large bowl of marshmallows.
"I switched from eating grapes to eating marshmallows, overnight," I told her.
But she wasn't listening. She was smiling coyly and holding her cam in her hand.
"Remember this?" she said.
"Yes," I said. "Your cam."
"I brought it along. Where's yours?"
I pointed to my computer desk.
She walked over and placed her cam gently next to mine. They seemed to stare at each other.
"They finally meet," I uttered.
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06-27-2009, 01:13 PM
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#2 | | Crafty
Join Date: Jun 2009 Gender: 
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...what?
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06-27-2009, 10:54 PM
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#3 | | Experienced Stoner
Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: im from wisconsin and i dont live on a farm Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 487.62 | Re: Stoner Cam Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquamina ...what? | what do you mean, what?
It's a love story baby just say yesssss.
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if i could, i would keep this feelin in a plastic jar, bust it out whenever someone's actin hard.
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06-27-2009, 11:50 PM
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#4 | | fluffy? Priceless...
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Half way to Heaven and headed straight to Hell
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YES! YES! YES! a love story!
more! more! more!
i loved the story of how the 2 cams met *sighs* |
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06-28-2009, 10:15 AM
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#5 | | bong toking alcaholic
Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: high in the sky Gender: 
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thats some weird fucking love story :/
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06-30-2009, 08:17 AM
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#6 | | Sun, Surf, and good Mota!
Join Date: May 2009 Location: So Cali Tropical Chick Gender: 
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awwwwwwwww that one was kinda funny and cute.... I like it!
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06-30-2009, 06:35 PM
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#7 | | Banned
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NC Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 256.51 | Re: Stoner Cam
so ummmm did they hump or what?
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07-02-2009, 05:26 PM
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#8 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Hell on Earth Gender: 
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Dude that just blew my mind man
but it was awesome man
awesome | |
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07-02-2009, 11:35 PM
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#9 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Thanks, dude. Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellraizr Dude that just blew my mind man
but it was awesome man
awesome  | dude, I'm quoting you and the little you continues to light up. That's a true stoner.
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07-03-2009, 03:44 AM
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#10 | | Experienced Stoner
Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Gender: 
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Uhhhhh very interesting to say the least. I liked it, don't get me wrong. It just wasn't what I was expecting lol. Is this true or did you write it? |
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07-03-2009, 05:08 AM
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#11 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Stoner Buck$$: 640.11 | Re: Stoner Cam
That's just brain float, dude, all made up. Quote:
Originally Posted by BA420 Uhhhhh very interesting to say the least. I liked it, don't get me wrong. It just wasn't what I was expecting lol. Is this true or did you write it?  | another dedicated toker
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