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just curious as to how everyones first time felt; share if u want yo.

for me, it felt like i got hit by a tidal wave (thats the best way i can describe it) and for the next few hours all movement was like it was in slowmo, and i realized it was like exactly half speed by somehow comparing it to the rate of fire in cod haha. i remember it to this day; wish i could get stoned like that still.

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if i could, i would keep this feelin in a plastic jar, bust it out whenever someone's actin hard.

I remember smoking once, twice, and thinking wtf is the big deal about weed? Well the 3rd time worked like a charm! I just remember how my eyes felt. And I was probably very hungry. That was a long long time ago.

I can't remember the first time i smoked...

i was 20 the first time i smoked pot...i was working in a national park in the rocky mountains...i took one of the tour bus drivers down to the liquor store to buy some beer for a party in the staff accomodation...we stopped at a picnic table beside the lake on the way home and popped open a couple of beers...he took out a dugout and loaded the pipe for me...at the time, i thought drugs were uhm, bad but refusing his generosity would be rude soooo....

at first i didn't feel anything, so i sent another hit down to my lungs to see if it could find out what happened to the first hit...still nothing...hmmm...after all the drug war propaganda i had heard about the demon weed, i expected to be floating over the lake by now...maybe the second hit went to the wrong lung to look for the first hit so i sent a third hit down there to try and rescue the first two hits

the bus driver was talking but his words seemed to get blurry and incomprehensible...AHA! pot must make you deaf...no, that can't be right because i can hear leaves rustling in the wind, waves lapping on the shore, a bird calling from across the lake, bugs crawling through the soil, and the explosive sound of my eyes blinking...OMG i can hear EVERYTHING

everything *except* the cop car that just pulled up behind us and flicked it's lights on...GAK! my mom was RIGHT! pot will definitely ruin your life the first time you try it!! i get up and start running for the treeline, with a vague plan to live the rest of my life in the woods...the bus driver gets to me before the cop can shoot me, makes me sit back down at the table, goes to talk to the cop for a minute, and then the cop gets back in the car and goes away even though we have open beer

that's the last time i smoked pot until the next summer when i went back to the same job and did it right

That's what i'm saying... Many moon ago.

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The first time I ever smoked it was with my cousin, he rolled up a blunt and took us to a haunted house. Needless to say it was a horrific experience. I have never been to a huanted hose since then but I have loved smoking ever since.

first time i smoked i was 14 or 15. my brother had just started smoking so me being a couple years younger than him copied everything he did. thats how im on this forum today haha.

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yeaaa buddie

Forgive me mang, I'm stoned... But what in the name of high fuckery is a haunted hose?

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the first time i smoked was when my dumbass friends came over and we made an apple bong and smoked in my back yard. as we were smoking, nothing happened to me but my friend asked me what the light in the bushes was. turns out i had secret security cameras in my house i didnt know about. i flipped a shit. i searched every room in my house until in a closet id never been in i found a tiny door leading to a room with monitors and a bunch of security equipment. i rewinded the disks, and recorded over us smoking and i never got caughtt!! the first time i actually got high was my 3rd time smoking. i made a waterbottle bong and used my trumpet mouthpiece as the bowl and smoked it in my bathroom. i remember thinking i was in a dream until i had a flash of reality and realized i was ridiculously high in my bathroom with my friends. does anyone else get those weird two second reality flashes ever??

August 2nd, 1999. I was sixteen and had "run away" to my friend Dallas's house. The tall dark and hansom Sean convinced staunch non-smoker me that shotguns weren't technically smoking (I was saving my throat and lungs to be a singer) and it was an excuse to be kissing Sean so I gave in. I remember that like half an hour later I felt like I had been lifted gently from the doldrums and was drifting away on a cloud of contentment. I spent the night giggling quietly to myself and staring at my feet till I passed out in Dallas's Papa-san chair.

I didn't smoke again till about two months later, after much drama and insanity, because I preferred the way weed made me feel over the crap the "Doctors" were giving me, and there were way fewer unpleasant side effects.

~K

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"Baked, reeeeally baked, like refried... you know ... beans."

"If you're not prepared to be ugly, you will never be beautiful."

I was 14 I believe the first time I ever smoked. I was with a couple friends and we went into the woods right near a lake on the UW campus. We smoked using a soda can and after about 30 hits I was laughing so hard that I fell down a really big hill. I spent the next ten minutes lying on the ground laughing, and pretty much tweaked for the rest of the night.

Holy cow fart!
Wish i could get my mitts on some of that shit.

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haha i've had a few nights like that when some really good shit rolls into town. i'm at UW-LAX btw.

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if i could, i would keep this feelin in a plastic jar, bust it out whenever someone's actin hard.

I was 13 and my sister was 17. She made me smoke so that I couldn't tell on her for smoking. We were in her room in the basement. It was out of this foldup, wooden sneak-a-toke. I burned off half my eyebrows and my bangs from the lighter flame coz that damn pipe was so small! THEN she made me exhale into a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed w/ fabric sheets.
I thought to myself that this was too much hassle and you cough your lungs up. Then we went upstairs and made Ranch Nachos (YUMMM) and then I passed out on the couch watching TRL. LOL
Been a stoner ever since.
Thanx Sis

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"Legalize It"-Bob Marley

Raw dude. We do get some pretty good stuff around here sometimes, it's really nice.