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Tribal Queen seeks Fearless Warrior for burning and pillaging. Must be quick to unsheath and attack with dead-on accuracy. Ferocity and tenacity in battle are paramount. Must provide own armor and weapons.
Experience preferred but not required, intelligence helps though. Preferential consideration for Knights in Shining Armour.
Will provide loving hovel and campfire to right Warrior in exchange for fresh kill daily, unending loyalty, and skilled passion.
Must love dogs.
*Please respond with picture of self and weapons, resume, financial statements, proof of divorce, all immunization records, 3 personal references, accounting of all dependent children or others, any criminal history, 1 oz of weed, and a vaporizer.
Any response without the above items will not be considered.
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Ships are safe in the harbor, but that is not what ships were meant for.
Left Handed Sagittarius Seeks welling woman for fun!
My work will be based in Florida with extensive travels to other parts of the United States and Canada and even Chad
I would love to have you enjoy my very erotic hot oil massage (no intercourse, of course.that will be on the second date. I am a gentleman!) There will be delicious teasing (silk scarves, feathers and wood clamps), vibrating ben wa balls and anal beads (of various shapes and sizes) to make you very happy! Please let me know how you feel about double penetration in your reply.
After the massage you will be sensually bathed everywhere and creamy body butter will be applied following the bath. (Honestly, I'm having trouble narrowing down my favorite body butter. So many to choose from, you know? I hear the Amish make a mean body apple butter...)I am seeking a submissive woman that is some what intelligent and a professional.D Cups a +! One who appreciates the finer things in life including travel,Food, listening to music, couple sharing and shows an appreciation toward all that allows us to learn and grow as individuals.
Please email me threw this site
Jabberwocky, Cani, HelloPat and graaywolf's 3 ed wife will give personal refrenaces on request!
Looking forward to our adventure! Richard S. Bacon
Hello ladies
I'm 4' 2" tall 560 ponuds of sexy lovin. No teeth or hair, well on my head, pleanty of back and chest hair. I never worked, i'm broke and homeless soon.
I'm looking for a petite, under 100 pounds, tall lady who likes to cook, clean, [house and fish] and owns her own place. Must have boat, guns, gardens and love sex on top. Also, must be willing to shave back hair. dental plans not necessary. also wanting 10 -12 more kids a pluss
please, please sent one of then e-mails through here right quick, cause come firday, i'm out on the street.
you lovin slim
hillwalking rua sidhe seeks spirit loving human man for wanderings and possible unanimity deep rumination and reflective exchange freely given to only those of noblest heart and truest intent oh, and good arms. I love good arms
gifts of sonnets and song most welcome correspondance with significant other is not
*professional eejits need not apply.
__________________ "When the soulful life is being threatened, it is not only acceptable to draw the line and mean it, it is required."
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