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lonely, self-loving man seeking a midget. must be able to reach the cookie jar. female is a plus. i am fun and like adjectives. an entire army of jabbering wockies could not take down this beastly man. so come on down baby, and smell my funk. please p2p me if you are interested

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You have to go into a trance, for you will not see them in this nature.

statuesque blonde with luscious flowin blonde hair, green eyes ..seeks a fun lovin sugar daddy without long term life expectancy but must be althetic to keep up with my healthy appetite, must have unlimited resources, with a daring disposition , no dependants an a must have a secure pension plan
i am willing to nurse, an give 24/7 care in return for food, weed, furs, money, living expences and off course a seperate residence ...no applications will be looked at unless it includes the love of ...chains, whips, spurs, latex , an rubber ..
no time wasters please

I got what you want.
yours truely,
Willy Wonka

When can i move in hun

Pothead in his mid 20's, seeks fun-loving female, for smoking sessions, good times and maybe more.
Large canopy and trimmed foliage a plus
Must be able to roll your own joints and have your own income.

peace

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A happy Ninja is a ninja less likely to kill you.



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Top Level Airline Executive
seeks same, or higher

must have own airport, Chateau, Yurt, Ranch,
and a few Visas,
fluent in all strains of MaryJane,
and handle paraphanelia with skill and passion
5
4
3
2
1
fire!

petit Goddess(this week; next week, you choose),
reddish brown hair, with a cheerful imagination
owns brand spanking new Volcano Vaporizer
time out with me and Merkat Manor rates a 10
and i'll keep the light on babe
xoxo

We ARE talkig about HazZ here annie.....

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I AIN'T CHANGIN' FOR NO ONE!!!!!!

fun loving man seeking Lucy Liu

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You have to go into a trance, for you will not see them in this nature.

WHAT??? Drew Barrymore is way better! (assuming you're talking about the Charlies Angels Lucy Liu)

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If you have half a brain If you like making love at sunrise On a warm beach
,I’m the guy that you’re looking for, write to me and We’ll escape
If you like holding hands for no reason at all, if you like kissing and talking all night long.....I'm the reason you looked here, write to me and i'll tell you more..........

I'm not into bossy, taking orders or being dumped on the floor. I can treat you special, don't ya want to know more??????

All i ask for is honesty, friendship and love, You'll get these all back 10 fold and more,
don't ya want to discover if we are made for each other......
only one way to know, take a chance and write a note, we'll see where it goes.......
peace and love
your next man toy.........

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When you poiint your finger at someone, you have 3 pointing back at you.
Respect is earned, not given out freely.
Calling someone childish shows just how small minded one is.
Sticks and stones baby

Crazy guy seeking another nut.
Must know how to enjoy life for what it is.
Must know how to control themselves when nessisary.

WARNING-Subject eats dandelions.

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{Smoke smart}

Porn Star Stoner Free to Good Home

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aging male hippie seeks female flower child:
red-heads preferred and hairy legs a plus. must be able to roll with her feet and remember where we put the bong last night. a high tolerance to potentially lethal substances necessary, as well as an aptitude for conversing with the comatose. wannabes need not apply. all applicants must pass a drug test to prove their use of at least twelve illegal substances within the last two weeks.

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I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert two and two into five it would give me much greater pleasure.

Single stoner looking for a girl that plays video games that smoke bud and likes to just shill watch T.V smoke some bud play some video and have some fun(if you know what i mean) you have to be able to stand on your head. take a fat ass hit from the bong, and be able grow and has a nice body well i dont really care some one that will care not just run away




P.S lol j/k this shit is funny as fuck

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Skeevy aging politician seeks younger man for discreet airport bathroom relationship, payment negotiable. Must be experienced in bondage, S and M, goat play, and fisting with your own equipment. Ten inches or bigger only please.

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No one is more hopelessly enslaved than he who falsely believes he is free.