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Signs.

Skulldroog — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:16:55 GMT

I was looking around on the internet and found this sign. This sign is actually near me. It's a really quick drive from where I live. Well at least for me, I drive quite fast. I would have taken a picture of me next to it, but I don't have a camera.

Name the film by 3 words

compass — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:34:58 GMT

It goes like this:i give you three hints and you name the movie.then it's your turn.thought it could be fun.i'll start off an easy one:

feather
shrimp
run!

what did we look like as babies?!

compass — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:30:01 GMT

O.K. to start this funny and great game off here's me with some drinking buddies;bonghit:D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/...2b4c18.jpg?v=0

Hidden messages in music played backwards

compass — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:09:08 GMT

lol,this is kinda scary too!
Proof Of Subliminal Messages In Music Video

:trio::trio::trio::trio::trio::trio::trio:

The Guy Above You Game

phukedup — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:40:40 GMT

Say something about the person who posted before you.

so whoever posts next will say something about me.. maybe this :p

Quote:

^ is awesome

When I Die

PigSnout — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:09:36 GMT

Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

Ralph suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to
immediately sell all my stuff.'

'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.

'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other
asshole using my stuff ...' says Ralph.

Mary thoughtfully replies 'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?'

Funny Drunks....

JohnDoeRadio — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:11:44 GMT

Well, to make sure their is a proper amount of funnies in your diet, lets look through some of the funniest drunks you can find, and let others bask in the drunken (un)glory that is...

Nothing wrong with a few buds, Frost Brewed or Sugar Coated, lets just keep away from the camera next time though...

This guy seems to have likened himself to a battering ram

YouTube - Funny DUI

Nothing toooooo funny about a DUI though. Unless you use your head right?

:trio: ;rolljoint

A smoking song some mates made up :]

trippppout — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:12:49 GMT

Its actually really good.
I'm not a hundred percent sure of the lyrics but as best as i can tell it goessss.

This is the smoking song, premoting smoking might be wrong but,
gonna smoke me a fat ass bong, cos it gets me through the day.
And if i had my merry way i'd legalise mary jane straight away
I said, big buds and purple haze, eat sleep smoke is the only way

I woke up this morning and found my leg asleep,
Thought i might quit smoking, but then i went back to sleep
Woke up later that morning, my house was up in flames
Shoulda put out that tulip, put down those smoking games

I like smoking way too much but it gets me through the dayyy
Have a joint for breakfast, lunch and tea, smoking weed is the only way.

This is the smoking song, premoting smoking might be wrong but,
gonna smoke me a fat ass bong, cos it gets me through the day.
And if i had my merry way i'd legalise mary jane straight away
I said, big buds and purple haze, eat sleep smoke is the only way

Watch this 2 min clip....absolute pissa!

BlackBliss — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:22:44 GMT

This guy is fucked off Ice the drug.......he has been using it for many years and only has no teeth to show for it lmao.....
Enjoy!

YouTube - trent from punchbowl

How come it takes my GF so long to get dressed when she does it in seconds?

Psycrow420 — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:04:45 GMT

YouTube - Changing Clothes Magic Trick

IF WE WERE DOGS......

kiwi — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:08:53 GMT

;pimp If members here were dogs then what dog would they be?????

Heres Wolf and Spliffy...

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the match a pic of a member to a muppet pic thread

MrSpliffy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:55:13 GMT

now who dares start this one

Sleepwalker McCain: Pills Good, Marijuana Bad

AmericanDrugWar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:26:55 GMT

Obama not only admits to having tried marijuana, he freely admits to having inhaled saying, "that was the whole point." McCain has solemnly vowed to lock up even medicinal pot smokers but regularly uses powerful sleeping pills known to have hazardous side effects.

Patriot or hypocrite? You decide.

Enjoy this 4 minute spoof from the makers of "American Drug War".

YouTube - Sleepwalker McCain: Patriot or...

ABC News: McCain's Ambien Use: a Security Threat?

;bonghit

Funny thing while having sex stoned

Kryonus — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:39:21 GMT

Me and my girlfriend get MEGA blazed and one thing leads to another, next thing we know we are getting it on hot and heavy.
We go on for what seems like an hour at least when finally I cum.
Now anyone who has smoked and fucked alot really high will know what I mean when I say... it was earth shattering.

So I am laying there in the aftermath, still blazed and say something along these lines..
Me:"Do you realize how hard you just made me cum?"

Her:"Ummm... no..."

Me:"Good... 'cuz that would have been HORRIBLY embarassing..."

and ON CUE we both start cracking up. Laying just laughing about how stupid it was.

I just wanted to share that little bit. If it wasn't funny... then consider it an update on my personal life and that things are well with my and my girl.
XD

Crazy and Cute Kiwi

JohnDoeRadio — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:54:18 GMT

Found it when looking at TheWizards youtube spot. Maybe its been posted before.

Crazy, and genius Kiwi.

YouTube - Kiwi!

Male Optical Illusions

Blitzed — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:29:03 GMT

Here are some optical illusions, determined by Harvard to only be able to work on the male brain in eyes.. this is seriously some cool shit, tell me if you see them

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how badly wasted have you got your mates before?

herbivore — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:39:03 GMT

not sure if i should put this one under stoner experiences but here goes....

i just had a mate round who hasnt smoke in months and i rolled up a couple of Amsterdam style "tulips" and completely mangled him....
He went off the the toilet and i didnt see him for what must have been an hour!.....lol....Holy Shit ya wanna seen how pale he was man....

Just how wasted have any of you guys got any of your friends who dont really smoke?

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Cheech and Chong Reunion Tour

bbu4603 — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:06:03 GMT

If you ever feel stupid....

heartguy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:19:53 GMT

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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'Outside of the killings, Washingtonhas one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President
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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .'
--Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?'
--Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery

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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?

Captains Morgans ????

Captain_Short_Bowl — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:06:43 GMT

Caught this pic at the game what was on Morenos mind maybe a drink after the game???Do you have a little captain in you???
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Pothead Outlines The 2008 Presidential Election - Spoiler

kingvitaman — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:56:14 GMT

Who will be the winner. Obama or McCain. ? It is a subject rife with political theories and pundits. Pothead Pundit Pwns all once again in his latest video.

YouTube - My 2008 Election Prediction

2 funny men

smokey — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:20:26 GMT

found this while surfing youtube
got a good laugh from this (best bit starts at 2.50)

YouTube - 2 men show - funny comedy show :D

Why we love old people

smokey — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:39:38 GMT

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry all of his
purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand.'
'Why thank you very much.' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ha ve your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

OMG I ALmoSt DIED

IXII3LAZEDIXI — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:05:32 GMT

This video killed me i laughed so hard with a couple of buddies of mine. Blaze a bowl and watch this it might take a couple mins but its worth it. LMAO

YouTube - marjuana cocaina eroina crack DI TITUZZO

;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;LOL;L OL;LOL;LOL

Pinch my nipples!

smokey — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:36:34 GMT

KEEP this in mind when you havesomething to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!