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Kzornasplat — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:51:04 GMT

Anything can be anything theory

What if everything in known exsistence to any one person, was
percieved as a something completely different to any other one person.
In example we have Darin, Jacob, and Kevin.
In Darin's reality, a dog is a dog, a cat is a cat, a ball is a ball
etc.
Darin walks down the street with Jacob and Kevin, looks up and sees a
blue sky with clouds, but Jacob sees a green sky with giant black N's,
and Kevin doesn't even see a sky, he sees a giant picture of a fish
stretching from horizon to horizon.
Darin looks to his left and sees a school, but Jacob sees a lobster,
and Kevin just sees rocks.
Darin looks to his right and sees Jacob and Kevin, two normal humans,
but Jacob sees two normal ducks, and Kevin sees a normal red square
and a normal blue circle.
Now Darin loves pizza, but Jacob Hates pizza, but pizza isn't even
pizza in Jacobs reality. To him pizza is two black sticks drizzeled in
melted plastic, what Jacob really likes is a big bowl of dust and
peas, which is ice cream to Darin and a lamp to Kevin.
Kevin happens to love pizza, but to Kevin pizza is old truck tires, deep fried.
Now this may sound crazy and illogical to you, but maybe the blue sky with clouds
and the school and normal humans and pizza would be crazy and
illogical in another persons perspective.

Peace;chong

Why men don't write advice columns:

PigSnout — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:33:29 GMT

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila

******************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

BEST STONER PRANK EVER..?

MikeIsGreen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:57:02 GMT

If you enjoy a cheap laugh maybe this is for you...Send this txt msg to your friends.."Hey! you need to call me a.s.a.p shit went down & your name came up, dont call my cell, call me at 631-403-2022" when they call that # its a recording saying "how to keep an idiot entertained" now..DONT do this to someone who is EXTREMELY paranoid because a friend of mine was on his way home to flush all his nugs before he called and realized it was a joke..kinda funny, kinda mean..you be the judge. :thumbsup:

LMAO get high and watch this

scbudz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:13:50 GMT

hey, im new here but very stoned ;smoke

i literally laughed until the laughter/coughing from the blunt mix caused me to take a break from the video. but then i started it up again and laughed some more lol

my buddy made it, i ask my fellow stoners to give it a looksee and hopefully find it as effin hilarious as i did

YouTube - College Cribz Myrtle Beach

It's worth every damn second of it ;revenge

Wins of the internet

Mr_GravityBong — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:34:11 GMT

Basically any funny/cool/awesome/sweet/havetosee/stupid picture you feel post worthy... post it here.

i'll start with a few to get it started and add more, i have tons XD

I went climbing stoned the other day.

AdrenalineRush — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:00:32 GMT

I got to the top. All the others failed.

They say I cheated. They say I started higher than them.

Sparkle Picnic: The Halloween Episode

scja0311 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:42:09 GMT

YouTube - Sparkle Picnic: The Halloween Episode (S03E07)

Where the fuck is my snake!?

daKannabisKid — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:59:46 GMT

I draw stupid shit when im high, ok actually I am a really good artist but I found out I drew this stupid thing in paint on the computer when I was really baked and its so stupid lol

Jeff Dunham

emogrlrckr — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:42:45 GMT

Oh my gosh! I am stoned right now and watching Jeff. I never thought He could be funnier but This is the first time I'm watching him stoned and it's so fckin hilarious.
Sorry if this is spam but he's funny. =p

CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAHHHH

rudeboyrave — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:50:55 GMT

YouTube - MAD TV Can I have you Number?!

can u believe the guy is a girl irl? wowee

this might make you laugh

daKannabisKid — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:08:19 GMT

I fell down the stairs and hurt my back and ribs but they x rayed me and I bruised shit but didnt break anything so they didnt give me pain pills, so I went to smoke weed and asked my mom (a 60 year old Catholic woman who is nice to everyone and only smoked pot when she was younger for like a few days and probably never inhaled) if she wanted to roast a bowl with me.. she said ok lets smoke this dope, I think she was doing it for me cus i was in so much pain and she wanted to be there for me which is really sweet of her because as you might know my gf recently left never to come back... and I was already hurt inside now I hurt phsyically.

Well the funny part is, she couldnt light it herself.. and she kept tipping (almost spilling) the bong so I had to hold it for her, then instead of inhaling thru her mouth she inhaled thru her nose which means she didnt even take a hit because ur nose doesnt go in the bong lol. so she finally takes a hit (I hear the bubbles and smile) and... then.. she forgot to let the smoke out, she just held it in with this angry/scared look on her face. Im like "MOM BREATHE" and she lets out this HUGE fucking hit. then she started to cough and i felt bad so i got her water and she was ok. (she has asthma) but she was ok, next time we will hit the vape lol.

but I thought it was funny, and I just called down to her and shes like "why the fuck am I so hungry?" ... lmao idk mom...

Jon Lajoie

Sandy1349 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:32:59 GMT

Anyone watched his videos? Pretty awesome high haha;chong

YouTube - "High as F#%k" Music Video

Bear Blasting?

Osprey — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:31:08 GMT

The Internet, full of strange and wonderful things. . . Mostly strange though.

why is this funny?

MikeIsGreen — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:10:49 GMT

I'm usually a pretty harsh critic on comedy, but for some reason this just makes me laugh..not sure why, but here it is...

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Joe Rogan shows us some love!

rudeboyrave — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:38:21 GMT

Marijuana TV - Joe Rogan on Stonerforums.com

How did you get this to happen Cannavell?