funny story about a cat I used to have

MaybeJustOnce

when I was a teenager we had this old cat(he's still alive, but my sister has him) whenever we would get high he would come out of his napping place and jump up on our laps, get up in our faces and bug the shit out of us.

we don't know who owned him before us. a woman had found him on halloween and had him neurted and up to date on his shots and looked for his owners but when she couldn't find them she started looking for a new home for him. a friend of the family took him and then they had to move and couldn't keep him so we took him. we imangine he had to have came from stoners because that cat never failed to come running when he smelled it. he was also extremely lazy, even for a cat. my mom would put the cat food on top of a dresser so the dogs couldn't eat it. he would sit at the bottom of the dresser and scream until someone put him up there. but, as lazy as he was he was never to lazy to run to the weed.

he also has really bad allergies or something because he is always sneezing and shooting snot everywhere.

well, I had a few friends over and we where getting stoned. shortly after we lit up the cat came running to us. he jumped up on my friends lap, got right in her face and sneezed and shot snot all over her! it was so freaking funny! she was so grossed out and freaking out and all the rest of us could do was laugh our asses off!

the cat is very old now but he still comes out of hiding when there is pot being smoked. sometimes he is too late though...i guess his sense of smell is getting bad.