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Old 01-09-2008, 07:13 AM   #1
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The Spongebob Squarepants Drug Theory

I have determined that SpongeBob SquarePants is all about drugs. If you can't see it (it's so obvious), here's some evidence.

SpongeBob SquarePants is on meth amphenemines. It's blatan. He's always really, really happy, energetic and, occasionally, paranoid. If he ever is in a bad mood, it's the result of a major crash. He never just gets mellow then sad. He goes from really happy to really sad or really angry. There's no middle ground.

Patrick Star is a stoner. He laughs at stupid things and eatsall the time. He's also really stupid. The THC is probably permanently in his system from his smoking so much. He must go through like a pound of weed a week.

Squidward Tenticle is on heroin. He's always down and he yells at SpongeBob for being hyped up and energetic. Also, with all of his arms, he'd have no problem shooting up.

Mr. Krab is on coke. He's really upity and notice how he's always concerned about money. Coke is expensive. He has to manage his finances carefully if he wants to sustain his habit. He's also their dealer. Notice how there are few people in The Krusty Krab. How does Mr. Krab keep his business afloat? The Krust Krab is just a front and a little extra money for Mr. Krab to cover is drug operation.

Sandy Cheeks is just an alcoholic. She ruins every episonde she's in 'cause she's always drinking. I wouldn't be suprised if she curls up with a bottle of Jack every now and again.

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Old 01-09-2008, 07:54 AM   #2
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Re: The Spongebob Squarepants Drug Theory

I think you've been spending a bit too much time with Patrick...
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Old 01-09-2008, 03:41 PM   #3
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Re: The Spongebob Squarepants Drug Theory

I think its funny as fuck!!! lmao. iv never looked at it in that light b4. im onto it now tho!!! ... if u wana see a cartoon which is blatantly about drugs(or conceived by ppl on them, apart from Magic Roundabout!!) watch "trapdoor"....an old cartoon from uk, definite LSD workin there!!!!

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Old 01-09-2008, 09:02 PM   #4
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Lol, or oldschool scooby doo. Now that was a cartoon about a bunch of stoners.
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Old 01-10-2008, 12:50 AM   #5
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LMAO Smoke I think your on it shit send some my way thank you.I cant say I ever looked at it that deeply but always figured he was on something
And scooby doo is the original stoner cartoon and dont forget the smurfs
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Re: The Spongebob Squarepants Drug Theory

My question would have to be this.....



Do you have kids??



If no.....


WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING SPONGEBOB? Ever heard of Adult Swim?
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Old 01-10-2008, 05:08 AM   #7
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Hey Guys?

I actually thought of this theroy while tripping on shrooms lol and wrote it down while i could, and it really does make more sence now that i think about it more, iv'e shared this with a few people and they all agree after watching it again.
And no i don't have kids to who ever said that im only 20, i guess im just a lil immature lol.
I have'nt watched Adult swim before what is it?is it any good?

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Hey Guys?

I actually thought of this theroy while tripping on shrooms lol and wrote it down while i could, and it really does make more sence now that i think about it more, iv'e shared this with a few people and they all agree after watching it again.
And no i don't have kids to who ever said that im only 20, i guess im just a lil immature lol.
I have'nt watched Adult swim before what is it?is it any good?

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I was not saying it to insult your intelligence or anything. Part of what you said could be true, your arguments are valid from the 3 or 4 episodes I actually saw.


It just annoys me when adults watch cartoons like Spongebob who is for lack of better word, STUPID, when they could watch some funny and more intelligent stuff on Adult Swim.


If you havent heard of Adult Swim you're not a true cartoon fan. I believe its on Cartoon network during the late hours of the night.


Spongebob is just way too annoying for my taste, its like Teletubbies.....no wait...Teletubbies are better
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:20 AM   #9
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I was not saying it to insult your intelligence or anything. Part of what you said could be true, your arguments are valid from the 3 or 4 episodes I actually saw.


It just annoys me when adults watch cartoons like Spongebob who is for lack of better word, STUPID, when they could watch some funny and more intelligent stuff on Adult Swim.


If you havent heard of Adult Swim you're not a true cartoon fan. I believe its on Cartoon network during the late hours of the night.


Spongebob is just way too annoying for my taste, its like Teletubbies.....no wait...Teletubbies are better
No you did,nt offend me i was just saying i don't have kids, As for Adult Swim i don't have Sky TV so i don't get to watch Cartoon Network, but my mate always talks about this cartoon Robot Chicken and raves about it all the time.
Do you watch Family Guy? that would hae to be my favirout cartoon ever there are some very clever jokes in some of the episodes that i could watch over and over heres a site to watch them if you have'nt watched it before, but im sure you would of:Family Guy X | Watch, Discuss & Rate on Family Guy Episodes!

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No you did,nt offend me i was just saying i don't have kids, As for Adult Swim i don't have Sky TV so i don't get to watch Cartoon Network, but my mate always talks about this cartoon Robot Chicken and raves about it all the time.
Do you watch Family Guy? that would hae to be my favirout cartoon ever there are some very clever jokes in some of the episodes that i could watch over and over heres a site to watch them if you have'nt watched it before, but im sure you would of:Family Guy X | Watch, Discuss & Rate on Family Guy Episodes!

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Robot Chicken!!!!!!!!!!
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Everyone's seen Family Guy, it's like the modern Simpsons.

Since when are the Simpsons not modern?
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Since when are the Simpsons not modern?
since all the shows like south park, family guy, et al have sprung up, the simpsons has become the grandpappy of adult orientated cartoonage.
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i cant stand family guy
im with tokin the simpsons is grandpappy of them all and still THE BEST BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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