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Do ALL women own a dildo? Cos i spoke to my mates bird and she said although their sex life is great shes still got a dildo and always will have. Just wonder will they ever be satisfied with us men??

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

silly boys and their plastic penis phobia.


i don't know if all women own a dildo.....but they absolutely SHOULD!

and i think you'd be surprised at how many actually do, especially with the internet, which gives new meaning to the words discreet shipping. hah


dildos honestly have nothing to do with our man, how he performs, his size, anything of the sort. they are fun and they can do something that is amazing.....vibrate!

like pavlovs dog and the bell just hearing my Oral B toothbrush is enough to get me going!! ok oversharing sorry. back on track.


dildos are there whenever we(women) want, they give us what we need, we are in complete control, they fulfill those primal urges and they come in every color, size, shape you could want. attachments, settings, textures....its like the baskin robbins of the Adult industry and its a beautiful thing.


you boys wouldn't give up your hand or your favorite bottle of lotion/baby oil/ conditioner now would you?! and it doesn't mean you don't want a girl.....but you like to be able to get things done yourself now and again also.


and by exploring our own bodies and finding out what gets us going.....we are better equipped to have a great sex life, since we can guide you if you we're having trouble getting to the brink!

dildo pride ( i wish there was a smiley face to go with that statement)

<-- thats the closest i could find.... guess what that smiley is hitting the horse with hehehe

i just reread and everything was on the up and up til i put in the pic of the horse getting beaten with a dildo....which is now how i'll see it as long as i live. oh well. hope this provides some insight

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

poor horse. maybe.

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Wow Really defending the Rubber Willy there, meangreen.

Your the perfect woman

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thanks a million flora, i had a feeling this post would get a few responses and some raised eyebrows in my direction but downright flattery i did not expect. so this smokes for you!!!

and trippy, i will defend any and all expressions of love. especially self love hehe

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

I don’t want to play the stereotype game, but I think a lot of women tend to not express them self in a sexually way for fear of being labeled a unkind way. It’s just refreshing to heir a woman hey sex is some thing to be enjoyed and celebrated instead of hidden and ashamed of. I think that way of thinking should be the next step in the woman’s movement.

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I have to agree with MeanGreen,.. great post.

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All women SHOULD own a dildo.....because all men can not be HARD 100% of the time.....even if we wanted to.


I believe masturbation is a lot better way of getting your rocks off than say....cheating on a BF/GF/Fiancee/Fiance/Wife/Husband whatever.


I'd rather masturbate sometimes than have sex....and I'm male.

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iv owned one for yrs.. it can be used as part of lovemaking between a cpl, as thats mostly wen it came out ahhaha...
now im single tbh its not bn used that much an whether ur single or in a relationship , u should always experiment a little..
i totally agree woman should own one,, men who feel threatened by one should actually take it as a way to get a woman "ready" for actual intercourse etc.... men look at porn on the net, find lookin at naked women etc a turn on.. women on the other hand take a bit more than just pictures to turn us on.. stimulation etc, orgasm's for women take a while to build up, where as the male orgasm doesnt take long in comparison...

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"Having sex is like playing bridge, if you dont have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"

yes those where the days hun,,lol,j2 was great fun,,luv ya peace xx

My girl has a couple of dildos that we went to the shop and bought together. We have a great sex life and the toys get used MOSTLY when we are having sex together but occasionally she uses it alone.

Using it together is great fun as it creates some variation in what can be done with only two people.

Guys should NOT be intimidated by sex toys. No women I have ever been with see them as a replacement for their man and none have ever preferred their toy to me.

Sex toys, simply put, add to the fun of sex. I mean, they are toys after all.

I told my wife I was okay with it as long as she didn't get one that was bigger than me. When she got back from Christy's Toybox she told me she couldn't find one smaller... HAHA!

Seriously though she does have several toys and I enjoy watching her use them on herself. Sorry guys but they can do things that our penis's are not capable of doing. No need to feel insecure about it. I mean just because we masterbate to porn doesn't mean that we want someone else. It's just something different is all.

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