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"Love the life you live, and live the life you love"--Robert Nesta Marley Serotonin, a molecule of happiness "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride" -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.
Welcome Dusty!
Kindly pay attention to me; then you will become deserving of great bliss.
I promise this, please give heed.
I do not speak of this out of pride, but I am entreating you out of affection in this audience of all-knowing persons to listen to me.
Since I know that I have awakened your dormant grace by my childish prattle,
I am emboldened to explain this to you;
Have you been able to ripen moonlight under pressure?
To give speed to the wind?
or to cover up the sky?
I Have!
I have made bold to do this in the hopes that I shall endear myself to you by this courageous act.
Now fulfill my desire by giving your attention, which cools like the moonlight and enlivens one like nectar.
If your glance showers its grace upon me, then my intellect will reap an abundant harvest of the meaning of my lot. But if you are indifferent, it will wither away the sprout of my knowledge.
Please bear in mind that if you feed my eloquence with your attention,
then my words will be able to bear the burden of explaining the doctrines of HaZzMaTt
~Hazz