| Baseball blows ass! Face facts people, it's almost as bad as watching golf on tv. It's as boring as watching flies fuck. Those pussy baseball players have it too easy people and changes need to be enacted to make these guys earn their money.
When a player hits the ball what is the very first thing he does? He drops the bat, can you believe it? How about this instead, he keeps it and uses it as need be to take his base. Because he has this advantage the defensive team does not have to tag him out, they could just wing the ball at the runner.
If the runner should make it to base the bat becomes quite useful. When leading to the next base if the pitcher tries to bean the runner the bat can be used to bunt, or whack the ball in any way possible. If the ball does not go foul all runners may advance, including the batter.
Are there any other ideas? |