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02-24-2009, 09:50 PM
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#1 | | I'm BAAAAACK!!! | Classes For Men
Winter Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. | |
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02-24-2009, 10:22 PM
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#2 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Classes For Men
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02-25-2009, 12:32 AM
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#3 | | Fore Right!
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I checked my schedule and I think I can fit them all in! LOL 
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02-25-2009, 02:35 AM
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#4 | | Probationary
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How to Lift the Toilet Seat 101
Some neanderthals come in and just hose down the whole seat. It's not like you have to touch it or anything, just kick it up with your foot.
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02-25-2009, 02:38 AM
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#5 | | Probationary
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Putting the toilet seat back down's a whole 'nother course. I haven't passed that yet.
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02-26-2009, 11:26 PM
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#6 | | Stoner Extraordinaire
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 O that cracked me up lmao ...... have to admit sittin on a toilet seat thats bn "pissed" on. isnt my kind of fun....a man should ALWAYS put the seat bk down. one of my pet hates for sure..
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02-27-2009, 12:04 AM
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#7 | | Solid.
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Now it's not all like this. . . Granted my lady doesn't pee on the seat, as I imagine that would be difficult for a girl. She is however the laundry wreckenest person ever, leaves dishes everywhere, refuses to change the TP and many more household code violations. Damn I lover her. . .
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02-27-2009, 03:36 AM
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#8 | | Fore Right!
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Not to hijack this thread but a quick story if I can that ties to hunny's post. My mother used to always claim to my dad about leaving the seat up after he peed. So this one night my mom got up and really had to pee so she headed for the bathroom. She didn't turn the light on but instead turned around in front of the toilet and started to pee on her way down. Dang if my dad hadn't remembered to put the seat down. Unfortunately he put the lid down too! 
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03-02-2009, 02:32 PM
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#9 | | Stoner Extraordinaire
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lmao now thats never happened to me. i sure hope ur mom gave him wat for for puttin lid down too. hahha
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03-03-2009, 03:11 PM
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#10 | | Master Stoner
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weird...I could have sworn I replied to this thread with "rebuttals" for the classes. I guess my stoned ass forgot to post.
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