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Old 10-10-2008, 04:21 PM   #1
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Morning Sex

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'


Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,



'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:23 PM   #2
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Hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
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hahahahahaha!!!!! awwww poor man! lmao



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Old 10-10-2008, 05:38 PM   #4
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lol !!!! Gooooood Mourning Stoner Forums!!!
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Damn, damn, damn. Once again, I didn't see that punchline on the horizon. Very nice.
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LMAO 10's. But seriously who eats boiled eggs for breakfast? *Yuck*
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Old 10-11-2008, 01:32 AM   #7
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn Smokey you're on a roll!! thx for another laugh!!!
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:18 AM   #8
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice Smokey haha

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Old 11-04-2008, 10:38 AM   #9
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Old 11-18-2008, 05:08 AM   #10
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Hahahahahah classic
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Thats A Good One!!!
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:26 AM   #12
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Pretty funny!
your narration was good indeed! was enjoyable. Thanks for sharing this. nice to be with you all here
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