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10-10-2008, 05:21 PM
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#1 | | Ninja Mod
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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.' | 
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10-10-2008, 05:23 PM
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#2 | | Hippie Chick
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 Hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
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10-10-2008, 05:57 PM
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#3 | | I'm BAAAAACK!!! | Re: Morning Sex
hahahahahaha!!!!! awwww poor man! lmao
very funny smokey! | |
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10-10-2008, 06:38 PM
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#4 | | High to Get by
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lol !!!! Gooooood Mourning Stoner Forums!!!
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10-10-2008, 07:06 PM
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#5 | | Solid.
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Damn, damn, damn. Once again, I didn't see that punchline on the horizon. Very nice.
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10-11-2008, 01:04 AM
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#6 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Morning Sex
LMAO 10's. But seriously who eats boiled eggs for breakfast? *Yuck*
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10-11-2008, 02:32 AM
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#7 | | Sir LaughsAlot
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn Smokey you're on a roll!! thx for another laugh!!!
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10-11-2008, 04:18 AM
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#8 | | Stoner
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice Smokey   haha
Peace and Pot.
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11-04-2008, 11:38 AM
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#9 | | Junior Stoner
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11-18-2008, 06:08 AM
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#10 | | Show me yours...
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Hahahahahah classic  | 
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11-18-2008, 06:10 AM
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#11 | | Veteran Stoner
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11-20-2008, 04:26 AM
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#12 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Stoner Buck$$: 162.07 | Re: Morning Sex
Pretty funny!
your narration was good indeed! was enjoyable. Thanks for sharing this. nice to be with you all here
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