TOS FAQ MySpace FaceBook   [advanced search]
Register Today!
Stoner Forums - A Marijuana Friendly Community  
  Advertise your product or business on Stoner Forums
 
  
Register Today
Lost your password ?

 
Special Offers

Pass Your Next Drug Test
That’s Right! Yes! Finally,
You’ll Discover How To
Pass Any Drug Test.
Confidential and Discreet.
www.passyournextdrugtest.com

SpaceGrinders.com
The best prices on Grinders and Stash Cases!
www.spacegrinders.com

Aqua Lab Technologies
Hash Bags, Hash-Makers, Honey Bee Extractors and everything else Hashish related.
www.aqualabtechnologies.com

Grow Fixtures & Grow Bulbs
Grow Bigger Plants & Buds
LED & Fluorescent No Heat
Can't be detected. WOW
www.expresslightbulbs.com

High Grower DVD Collection
Indoor, Outdoor, Hydroponics, Hash Making and Mushroom Growing.
www.highgrower.net

Cannabis Seeds Yorkshire
High Quality… High Value… Even Higher Times! Sharing the Excitement of Cannabis Seeds with Friends.
www.seedmadness.com

Pass a Marijuana Drug Test
Guaranteed Results
www.detoxlabs.com
 
Want the best marijuana experience?
Balance The Herb Balance the Herb!

Cannabis Seeds

Nirvana Shop
Looking for fresh, viable seeds? Nirvana is the place to be! Order with us and you will be growing within days!
www.nirvana-shop.com
 
Sponsored Links
 
John Doe Radio

Cannabis TV

Marijuana Radio - Unique Radio for marijuana counter culture!


How To Pass A Drug Test
The industry leader in detox cleansing solutions

Looking for your place in the Cannabis Culture community?
Get your site or products noticed and Advertise with Stoner Forums.
Go Back   Stoner Forums - A Marijuana Friendly Community > Arts and Entertainment > Humor and Comedy
Reload this Page Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

Humor and Comedy

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-21-2007, 09:43 AM   #1
Toasty's Avatar
Experienced Stoner
My Mood:
 
Toasty is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY


Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

Okay so I'm smokin J's tonight and because I had a bad day I decided to bring a little comedic relief to SF. Here's what me and my roommate have come up with as "Man Law"


1. Men are NOT mind readers, despite popular belief.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
If it's up then put it down. If we can put it down, then you can put it up.

3. Sunday sports.
It's like the changing of the moon
don't fight it

4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
No we don't enjoy it, why do you continue to take us anyway.

5. Crying is blackmail.
Of course we won't say no to that.

6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
This is what we do, solve problems. If you want sympathy go to your girlfriends.

9. A headache that lasts for 10 months is a problem.
Yah, your head hurts. So take some damn tylenol!

10. If we don't remember it, its unusable in an argument.
Rule of thumb, if it was longer than 7 days ago it can't be used.

11. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't
Expect us to act like soap opera guys.


12. Don't ask us if you think you're fat.
If we say your fat, we're fucked. If we say your not, we're fucked. Just don't ask.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

14. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done.
Not both. If you already know the best way to do it, just do it
yourself.

15. Whenever possible, just say what you have to say during
commercials.
Atleast we will listen then, any other time it's just a waste of breath.

16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
oh yah and we have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched.
It's just what we do.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. Don't ask a question you don't want an answer to.
If you do expect an answer you don't want to hear.

21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine. Really.

22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as sex, cars, football, or beer.

23. You have enough clothes.

24. You have too many shoes.

25. If in doubt, give us beer.

Alright, so this is all we could come up with. Add some if you got some. If not, enjoy.

What was I saying,
Toasty

View Toasty's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2007, 05:32 AM   #2
DrWoj420's Avatar
Experienced Stoner
My Mood:
 
DrWoj420 is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY

Tournaments Won: 1

Send a message via AIM to DrWoj420
Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

HAHA yes a Man Law thread!

I think the best ones, so far, are #'s 2 and 8.
__________________
Peace!
-Dr.Woj-

"Once the doors of perception are cleansed, things will appear as they truly are."
-Jim Morrison-
origin View DrWoj420's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2007, 05:38 AM   #3
smokey's Avatar
PeaceKeeper
My Mood:
 
smokey is a name known to allsmokey is a name known to allsmokey is a name known to allsmokey is a name known to allsmokey is a name known to all

HotRod Pinball Champion Penguin Dive Champion
Send a message via MSN to smokey
Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

26. when sports are on dont talk to us we do NOT hear you
even if we do nod our heads or grunt lol

peace
__________________
origin View smokey's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Grow Fixtures & Grow Bulbs
Grow Bigger Plants & Buds
LED & Fluorescent No Heat
Can't be detected. WOW
www.expresslightbulbs.com
Cannabis Seeds Yorkshire
High Quality… High Value… Even Higher Times! Sharing the Excitement of Cannabis Seeds with Friends.
www.seedmadness.com
Pass a Marijuana Drug Test
Guaranteed Results
www.detoxlabs.com
High Grower DVD Collection
Indoor, Outdoor, Hydroponics, Hash Making and Mushroom Growing.
www.highgrower.net
Old 03-22-2007, 12:41 PM   #4
mjorln-oso's Avatar
Experienced Stoner
My Mood:
 
mjorln-oso is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY


Send a message via MSN to mjorln-oso
Thumbs up Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

ha ha thats it! attention all women TAKE HEED! ha ha
__________________
wake up an smell the bluberry yum yum
View mjorln-oso's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2007, 01:23 PM   #5
Admire's Avatar
Veteran Stoner
My Mood:
 
Admire is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY


Send a message via MSN to Admire Send a message via Skype™ to Admire
Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

HAHAHA...BEST POST EVER!

24. You have too many shoes. = Everything ABOVE one pair is too many:P
View Admire's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2008, 06:52 AM   #6
Purplehills's Avatar
Junior Stoner
My Mood:
 
Purplehills is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY


Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

5,6,10,15,19 were best
View Purplehills's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2008, 07:34 AM   #7
stonedbuddha's Avatar
Experienced Stoner
My Mood:
 
stonedbuddha is trying to pack the bowl but will get the hang of it SOMEDAY


Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

sadly i know what mauve is, i used to be a paint mixer at a hardware store.

27. if you cant ask us to do chores during your t.v. shows don't ask us during ours. like taking the trash out in the middle of the supper bowl. we don't ask you to make us lunch when your soups are on.
origin View stonedbuddha's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2008, 04:30 PM   #8
PeacefullyStoned's Avatar
Moderator
My Mood:
 
PeacefullyStoned is a name known to allPeacefullyStoned is a name known to allPeacefullyStoned is a name known to allPeacefullyStoned is a name known to all

Queen Jewels Champion
Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

Sounds to me like none of you guys are equipped to handle us women. haha.
If we annoy you that much... then start being fond of zee penis! haha, jk.
Sorry, just had to pipe in with something.
Cheers guys. Keep making your rules... we'll keep figuring out ways to play with your mind and get around them. You won't feel a thing. lol.

Peace.
__________________
Toke Up
origin View PeacefullyStoned's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 04-05-2008, 10:37 PM   #9
Psycrow420's Avatar
Master Stoner
My Mood:
 
Psycrow420 is a splendid one to beholdPsycrow420 is a splendid one to beholdPsycrow420 is a splendid one to beholdPsycrow420 is a splendid one to beholdPsycrow420 is a splendid one to beholdPsycrow420 is a splendid one to behold


Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes)

I just read that whole list on a poster in Spencer's last night.


Dont take credit for what you didnt do.


But it WAS funny, however like Peacefully Stoned said, men are not equipped to handle women.......I'm male and I agree.
__________________
To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

origin View Psycrow420's Photo Album  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Magic Mushroom Spores
Reply

Tags
man, lawnuff, said, guys, read, ladies, take, notes

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Magic Mushroom Spores
Magic Mushroom Spores
Advertise your product or business on Stoner Forums

 
 · Register
 · Calendar
 · Memberlist
 · Help / FAQ
 · Today's Posts
 
© 2008 THC Media All Rights Reserved
Powered by vBulletin®
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Nirvana Seeds All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:53 PM.

StonerForums.com is intended for persons age 18 years and older. Contents of this site are for informational purposes only. We accept no liability for user's actions.

StonerForums.com is hosted in the Netherlands.
(Best viewed at 1024x768 resolution)
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85