Okay so I'm smokin J's tonight and because I had a bad day I decided to bring a little comedic relief to SF. Here's what me and my roommate have come up with as "Man Law"
1. Men are NOT mind readers, despite popular belief.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
If it's up then put it down. If we can put it down, then you can put it up.
3. Sunday sports.
It's like the changing of the moon
don't fight it
4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
No we don't enjoy it, why do you continue to take us anyway.
5. Crying is blackmail.
Of course we won't say no to that.
6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
This is what we do, solve problems. If you want sympathy go to your girlfriends.
9. A headache that lasts for 10 months is a problem.
Yah, your head hurts. So take some damn tylenol!
10. If we don't remember it, its unusable in an argument.
Rule of thumb, if it was longer than 7 days ago it can't be used.
11. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't
Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. Don't ask us if you think you're fat.
If we say your fat, we're fucked. If we say your not, we're fucked. Just don't ask.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
14. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done.
Not both. If you already know the best way to do it, just do it
yourself.
15. Whenever possible, just say what you have to say during
commercials.
Atleast we will listen then, any other time it's just a waste of breath.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
oh yah and we have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched.
It's just what we do.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. Don't ask a question you don't want an answer to.
If you do expect an answer you don't want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine. Really.
22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as sex, cars, football, or beer.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. You have too many shoes.
25. If in doubt, give us beer.
Alright, so this is all we could come up with. Add some if you got some. If not, enjoy.
What was I saying,
Toasty
Re: Man Law...nuff said (Guys should read, Ladies take notes) 
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