Ever wonder what surgeons talk about?

smokey

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah,
but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You
know, I like construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all
up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

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Osprey

Oh yea. That's a good one.

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ganja_smuggling

That got a hearty chuckle out of me.

TeeBox

That was good!

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Righteousness will always prevail!

Psycrow420

I assure you my head and ass are not interchangeable and I'll be that politician that makes everyone go "Thats not a politician"


VOTE FOR ME!

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Cannabiseur

lol nice one smokey

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