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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village

tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
you."
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can
do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see
these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them
so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and
the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old
man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that

the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
while
both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they
both
collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The

policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly

amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was

something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there
some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence."

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That's a classic. I've heard it many times before and it's still great for a laugh. I tried to hit you with some karma, apparently I need to be less discerning when doling it out.

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Funny......LMAO

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HaH Good one Smokey.

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Hahaha! Good one smokey!

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hahahahahahaha

good one

omg i loved it

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I didn't see that one coming ... Pun intended, of course.

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yep...i all most peed myself!

You owe me half a coke that I spewed on my keyboard. I lost the other half on a previous joke.

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