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08-14-2008, 11:39 AM
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#1 | | BassMasta
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Me and my girlfriend get MEGA blazed and one thing leads to another, next thing we know we are getting it on hot and heavy.
We go on for what seems like an hour at least when finally I cum.
Now anyone who has smoked and fucked alot really high will know what I mean when I say... it was earth shattering.
So I am laying there in the aftermath, still blazed and say something along these lines..
Me:"Do you realize how hard you just made me cum?"
Her:"Ummm... no..."
Me:"Good... 'cuz that would have been HORRIBLY embarassing..."
and ON CUE we both start cracking up. Laying just laughing about how stupid it was.
I just wanted to share that little bit. If it wasn't funny... then consider it an update on my personal life and that things are well with my and my girl.
XD
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08-14-2008, 12:04 PM
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#2 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Ummm...congrats?
what do ya say to something like that? lol
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08-14-2008, 12:14 PM
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#3 | | BassMasta
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:P
I thought it was fucking hilarious at the time.
Haha... my bad. Perhaps it's not a post in the greatest of taste...
-shrugs-
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08-14-2008, 03:33 PM
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#4 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Funny thing while having sex stoned
A little to vivid and detailed for most people, including me, but oh well what can you do? To late now
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08-15-2008, 12:41 AM
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#5 | | BassMasta
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In looking back, I thought that it might be...
But this is a website for adults.
Oh well.
XD
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08-15-2008, 12:51 AM
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#6 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Funny thing while having sex stoned
I wouldn't sweat it man. I don't think anyone will get offended
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08-15-2008, 12:59 AM
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#7 | | Ninja Mod
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yea maybe not be so graphic next time lol
we dont need a step by step account to see the funny side of it
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08-15-2008, 01:01 AM
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#8 | | BassMasta
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Duly noted.
You guys may have to excuse this one... this was some good bud I smoked prior or posting this.. so my brain was a little more fried than normal.
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08-15-2008, 01:05 AM
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#9 | | Ill Literate
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What the hell are you fools talking about? More details, your girls cup size?
Haha just kidding, but I seriously know what you mean.
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08-15-2008, 03:46 AM
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#10 | | fluffy? Priceless...
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08-20-2009, 11:29 PM
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#11 | | Experienced Stoner
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haha I remember when I was with my ex I completely forgot what I was doing half way through
I just sat there for like 15 seconds
all she did was look back at me like "ummmmmmmmm?"
soo embarrasing at the time haha
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08-20-2009, 11:36 PM
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#12 | | Grow season is Coming!
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dude! how do u forget ur having sex? is this the same psycho that u were talkin about before? in that case she musta just sucked
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08-20-2009, 11:39 PM
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#13 | | Experienced Stoner
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Originally Posted by mazarxnl dude! how do u forget ur having sex? is this the same psycho that u were talkin about before? in that case she musta just sucked | A lot of weed and doing it late at night when I was tired as fuck haha
and nah different girl she was pretty chill still good friends with her
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08-20-2009, 11:58 PM
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#14 | | Peaceful Stoner
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Dude, last week my girl and I were baked in my room going at it. In the middle of it a mad case of the munchies hits me and I drooled a little on my girlfriend thinking of chili cheese fritos. She laughs about that one. 
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08-21-2009, 03:08 AM
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#15 | | Ski Bum
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bahahahahaha
psycrow said it all. congratulations!
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