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Join Stoner Forums today! | Pinch my nipples! Humor and Comedy 
07-30-2008, 04:36 PM
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#1 | | PeaceKeeper My Mood: 
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KEEP this in mind when you havesomething to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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07-30-2008, 04:40 PM
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#2 | | Pimp N My Mood: 
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lmao, nice one. 
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07-30-2008, 04:43 PM
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#3 | | Riding the Ganjola My Mood: 
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haha that's awesome... wonder if it really works...
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07-30-2008, 05:50 PM
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#4 | | Solid. My Mood: 
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Me too, me too.
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07-30-2008, 07:46 PM
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#5 | | Experienced Stoner My Mood: 
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07-30-2008, 09:06 PM
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#7 | | Veteran Stoner My Mood: 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS GREAT
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07-31-2008, 01:17 AM
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#8 | | Stoner Extraordinaire My Mood: 
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omg. thats just made my nite. needed sum laughter ... great one smokes  well deserved karma ur way x errr maybe not, have to spread it around b4 i can give ya sum again bollocks:/
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07-31-2008, 01:30 AM
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#9 | | Chillin in Grow Chat My Mood: 
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07-31-2008, 04:12 AM
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#10 | | Fore Right! My Mood:
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