| an oldie but a goodie...
a polar bear needs his car fixed so he drives into town and finds a mechanic. he drops if off for the mechanic to check out while he walks across the street to the local ice cream shoppe and orders a vanilla ice cream cone, which he quickly devours. the polar bear orders another and proceeds to down it when he sees the mechanic motioning him back so the bear sucks down the last of the cone without bothering to clean off his face and dashes over to the mechanic standing over his engine...the mechanic turns to the polar bear and tells him, "well sir, it looks like you blew a seal" and the polar bear replies, "nope...ice cream. | 
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