Ray,s Play

raythegrey

Cloning 8 For Meisinger...who has cancer in rl

The 4 Super Chimps suddenly got extremely excited as beepers went off on their com badges. Darth Kong pulled a handheld pad and quickly scanned the information. He growled.” Massive incoming of Spider ship detected entering solar system. Command orders captive eliminated in a manner to remove DNA trace. Estimated time of Spider arrival in system, 15 minutes.”

Darth Kong walked over to the filing cabinet and pulled open the closed drawer. He reached and removed a small box. He walked over and placed the box on Rays chest. Ray watched as Darth Kong set the digital timer at 5 minutes and pushed the start button.

Darth Kong looked at Ray and spoke from beneath the veil.

"Mini Nuke. Foo"


"Take out a block on a suburb in Oklohoma…took out some towers in New York. That will pulverize everything in this building fer sure. One big flash bang and poof…powered evidence. Don’t imagine they will ship this off to China like 9-11. He placed the bomb on Rays chest.


[secondary explosions]

Darth Kong slugged Ray and walked out the door joined by the other 3 Super Chimps. Ray stared at the digital clock ticking down. Well…Feck! :unsure:

Furry movement caught his attention from his left and he turned.



The Teddy Bear was climbing down off the filing cabinet.

:blink: :blink: ‘Fecking HERB….I finally done it…jest when I need to be at mah best..im faced with death and I gotta go trippin. :blink:

The Teddy Bear skuttled over to Ray and swiped the bomb from Rays chest to the floor and started undoing the bonds. It was an extremely slow process as its awkward thumbs struggled with the ropes but the bonds eventually parted.

Ray jumped from the couch!!

The Teddy Bear had grabbed the device and had run rapidly out the far door. Bewildered , Ray followed the Teddy Bear down the back steps and into the street. It ran to a manhole cover and ripped it open, throwing the bomb into the hole. It turned and darted into the alley at a run. Ray followed , catching up and picked the Teddy Bear up , running as fast as possible.



The concussion lifted Ray 20 feet from the ground, his arms and legs continuing to run . He slammed into the ground , the Teddy Bear flying from his grip to roll into a stack of overturned garbage dumpsters. The ground rumbled and shook and the sound of bricks falling from buildings crashed while broken glass rained.

Ray lay silent for a full minute. The sound of sirens wailed in the distance. A furry foot entered his vision. Ray looked up at his saviour. Bright alert eyes watched him. A paw reached down and the awkward thumb wrapped his hand , pulling him up.

The Teddy pointed at himself and stuttered” Meisinger”

Ray slowly repeated the phrase…"me is Inger…..Your name is …INGER?

The teddy bear nodded happily’ Meisinger….Meisinger”

It ran to another manhole and lifted the lid, dropping rapidly from sight. Ray had no choice, running after the Teddy Bear into the tunnels of Seattle as sirens wailed in the night.

raythegrey

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Ima PulYnRlag reporting live from Seattle.

Thousands were spilled and hundreds were injured as a giant tremor rocked the Seattle area Wednesday morning. Neither café? lattes, cappuccinos, steamed chai, nor even the tiny espressos were spared from the force of the 6.8-magnitude quake. As State officials survey the damage, leaked reports suggest that as many as 10,000 hot drinks were spilled - many causing injury.

I go live now to the busy streets of Seattle to interview the tragic victims.

Sophie: "My latte was everywhere! I always order a Grande, but after the earthquake I was left with only a Tall."

Fernado: "I had just collected my double tall non-fat decaf Caramel Macchiato when the terror struck. Running for the door, I practically slipped on a hastily discarded L.L. Bean catalogue. What good fortune, for in it I found a lovely Transit Rolling Pullman and placed the order right there from my Palm VII."

Chad: "Like, you're not going to believe this. Only yesterday my soy Chai leaves were, like, totally predicting this quake. In fact, today I ordered a Grande in a Venti cup because I was so, like, worried about spillage."


In other news reports of a grey skinned blue eyed man with an exceptionally long finger chasing a running Teddy Bear down a manhole have been discounted to post caffeine withdrawal hallucinations.

raythegrey

Cloning 9

Ray followed the furry creature through a vast array of underground sewers. Mile after mile they scurried , dodging floating shitballs, and Star Buck coffee cups. Coming to a seemingly blank wall Inger pushed a slight protrusion and doorway opened. Ray followed the diminutive teddy bear up a winding concrete stairwell. At the end was a massive steel door with an digital keypad.

The teddy bear tapped in a code, chirping Me is Inger, Me is Inger rapidly. The door slid open. Inger entered quickly , chattering excitedly. Ray cautiously stepped into the room and looked around. His mouth opened in astonishment as he recognized the person standing in the room.



“Welcome Inger, well done. I see that you have rescued Ray in time. I was hoping to meet you under less stressful circumstances but events have progressed quite rapidly.” :ninja:

Ray flashed back to what inside information he knew concerning Bill and a prior close contact. It had happened long before Rays time.

http://forums.doghouseboxing.com/index.php...pic=53293&st=30
Page 6...go on, click it...lil further in the page i got Glaxor...well...you might consider it in a gay position. [Like pitlamping deer at night, its too easy!]

Bill walked over to an office safe and deftly dialled the combination 0101010. “Well, duh,’ Ray mused. Bill reached in and pulled out a photo album. He opened the cover and thumbed through the leaves, stopping finally an plucking a picture. He passed it to Ray

“They say a picture is worth a thousand words Ray” This might give you some insight of why I am involved in these affairs.


Ray stared at the picture and things started to click into place. Well…where do we go from here!? :blink: