Jokes

Psycrow420

Krimson....try using jokes from this decade alright? those late 80s jokes are getting old

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

TeeBox

Now that's funny!

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Righteousness will always prevail!

trogdordrummer

Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? A drunk driver will run through a stop sign, and a stoned driver will wait for it to turn green

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"I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME" PHILPS 4:3

And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground--everything that has the breath of life in it--I give every green plant for food." And it was so. Gen. 1:30

Psycrow420

Whats another difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver??


A drunk driver will lead the cops straight home, a stoned driver will pull over because he wants to stare at the cop's lights for 20 minutes while completely ignoring the officer's commands.

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

JaegerBomb_TheKiller

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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