How the fight started.......

SylentJohn · 04-09-2008, 10:48 PM

I was on my way to work this morning and I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car.

(You know how sometimes you just get so stressed out and some of the REAL life-stuff just seems funny?)

Well, I could not believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, " I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and said, "well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started...

phunke420girlie · 04-09-2008, 11:50 PM

lmfao
to funny!
weird for me to come home from work and read this, i was having a conversation on my lunch break and said i'm so grumpy inside today...
i feel just liek grumpy dwarf.

im still giggling atchya... i imagine ya have to be careful fighting a lil person well less ya happen to be wearing a jock.

Hazin · 04-09-2008, 11:59 PM

Pretty damn funny!!! (if your not a little person) When you go to court, just tell 'em you were lookin' at "da plane, da plane!!" when you shoulda been watchin' the yellow brick road!!...Peace

TeeBox · 04-10-2008, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SylentJohn

I was on my way to work this morning and I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car.

(You know how sometimes you just get so stressed out and some of the REAL life-stuff just seems funny?)

Well, I could not believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, " I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and said, "well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started...

LMAO

I can't stop laughing.

heartguy · 04-10-2008, 12:39 AM

LMAO, that was 1 funny joke, good one John

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SylentJohn · 04-10-2008, 02:07 AM

Glad you guys liked it, one of my friends emailed that to me, I couldnt stop laughing.

PeacefullyStoned · 04-10-2008, 03:17 AM

LMAO, thats great. I kind of wish it was true.
Thanks for posting, haha.
CHEERS!

Peace and Pot.

halffoot · 04-10-2008, 03:29 AM

lol, that was a good one

Hazin · 04-10-2008, 04:02 AM

and yes I knew it wasn't a real story..my response was tounge in cheek as was his..( btw the plane joke was from fantasy island circa 70's or 80's for those that are younger)

stonedbuddha · 04-10-2008, 04:17 AM

thats funny i had a conversation with my cuz today about migets. he is designing a web site for are dad's company and he had put this quote on it.

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown." --Conan O'Brien

i told him he to take it out because midgets might see it and think that we think there buck dos not stretch as far as ours.

cani · 04-10-2008, 07:02 AM

1inthehole · 04-10-2008, 10:33 AM

Good Shiznay......

cani · 04-15-2008, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonedbuddha

thats funny i had a conversation with my cuz today about migets. he is designing a web site for are dad's company and he had put this quote on it.

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown." --Conan O'Brien

i told him he to take it out because midgets might see it and think that we think there buck dos not stretch as far as ours.

how far does their buck stretch?

KhRoNiCk · 04-16-2008, 05:43 PM

Lol, that was funny Sylent

How the fight started.......

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