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I hope this thread doesn't exist already, I didn't see anything when I scrolled through some of the old stuff. So anyways, I thought it would fun and entertaining to put up some random, entertaining, interesting quotes. Whether its you, or famous people... just post quotes
Here is my random quote:
"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash."
Great thread PS! I'll follow that with another quote from a famous weed smoker.
"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend."
The late, great Louis Armstrong
__________________ Marijauna...... Hey, at least it's not crack
"In a closed society where everyone's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous." ~ V for Vendetta
"Because, he thought, if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too." ~Phillip K. Dick, A Scanner Darkly
"It's astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself into, if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself out of, if one simply assumes that everything will, somehow or other, work out for the best." ~Destruction, in SANDMAN #72, part three of "The Wake"
"I'm funky not a junkie but I know where to get it." ~Sublime - Boss D.J.
"Shit, white folks get soda pop, *****s get bullets." ~Helia James, character from Weeds
"This really is a mouth full of joy!" ~Some guy on the Honey Bunches of Oats commercial
"Thats what she said." ~Me
"Karma's a bitch"
~Old Adage
"Red, red wine
Go to my head
Make me forget that i
Still need her so
Red, red wine
It`s up to you
All I can do, i`ve done
But mem`ries won`t go"
~UB40 - Red, Red Wine
"back on the reef where I throw my net out into the sea
all the fine heinas come swimmin' to me
hold me baby, promise me
with no protection of my erection I won't get no VD
don't give me no right kinda love
no Sunday mornin'
I don't want no puppy lovin'"
~Sublime, Freeway Time in LA County Jail
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"You know what. . . I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing."
So, I know The Beatles did a lot of drugs... whew... so here are some of their quotes about various drugs they took...
"[LSD] went on for years. I must have had a thousand trips. I used to just eat it all the time."
- John Lennon, 1970
"There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin'."
- George Harrison, circa 1968
"I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs."
- Ringo Starr, 1967
"It [LSD] opened my eyes. We only use on-tenth of our brain. Just think of what we could accomplist if we could only tap that hidden part! It would mean a whole new world if the politicians would take LSD. There wouldn't be any more war or poverty or famine."
- Paul McCartney, 1967
"I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
- Paul McCartney, 1967
These are all thanks to Steve's Beatles Page... and I have no idea who Steve is.
"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
-Hunter S. Thompson
__________________ "You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest...honestly..."
"We don't see ourselves as potheads....we're dedicated smokers"
any of the george carlin quotes, and there is a few i`ll tell you
What about Goblins, huh? Doesn't anybody belive in Goblins? You never hear about this. Except on Halloween and then it's all negative shit. And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
__________________ You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
__________________ "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction." Bob Marley "Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny" Bob Marley "Stand up, stand up, stand up for your rights" Bob Marley "We should really love each other in peace and harmony, instead we're fussin' n fighting like we ain't supposed to be" Bob Marley
To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
Can't remember who said it.
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