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Re: "Quotable Quotes!"
Make the most of the hemp
seed and sow it everywhere
Instead of all of this energy and
effort directed at the war to end
drugs, how about a little attention
to drugs which will end war?
Hey, whats in this shit man. Mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrodor in it. Whats labrodor man? Its dog s**t. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind.
Cheech and Chong
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting
i dont know who said most of these, but they are quotes..
one not having to do with stoner quotes,
I am so optimistic, I would go after Moby Dick in a row boat and then I would take the tater sauce with me.
"Don't give me that shit, that it's a drug, it ain't no mothafucking drug, I've done the research, it's just a plant. It just grows like that, there in the ground. And if you just so happen to set it on fire there are some side effects. But that's not the same as drugs, cause with drugs you got to do shit to it chemically - you gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up, shit I don't know the recipe, I'm just sayin'....But why the fuck is it illegal, I don't know. Aspirin is perfectly legal but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it'll be your last headache....As long as you've been living you ain't never heard of a motherfucking overdose on marijuana. You might have thought that ni99a was dead, he ain't dead. He gonna wake up in 30 minutes, hungry enough to eat everything in your house."
~Katt Williams
"Worrying is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."
~Van Wilder
"I have no idea what's going on right now."
~Towelie
"You see Corleone, ice spinnin', jigged out, white linen
And if a bitch don't like me, she must like women
Every time I come around you see your wife grinnin
Don't be mad cuz your career's in the ninth inning
My game is vicious and cool, fuckin chicks is a rule
If my girl think I'm loyal, then that bitch is a fool
L's who you expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck
So far ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"
~Big L
ill add more later....
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zigg's song of the week 12/13:
"Gotta Survive" (aka "Smokin' That Dank") by Tupac Shakur, Young Lay, Ray Luv, Mac Mall & Mac Dre
"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility." -Kahlil Gibran
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"Love the life you live, and live the life you love"--Robert Nesta Marley Serotonin, a molecule of happiness "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride" -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.
"In a closed society where everyone's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous." ~ V for Vendetta
"Because, he thought, if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too." ~Phillip K. Dick, A Scanner Darkly
"It's astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself into, if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself out of, if one simply assumes that everything will, somehow or other, work out for the best." ~Destruction, in SANDMAN #72, part three of "The Wake"
"I'm funky not a junkie but I know where to get it." ~Sublime - Boss D.J.
"Shit, white folks get soda pop, *****s get bullets." ~Helia James, character from Weeds
"This really is a mouth full of joy!" ~Some guy on the Honey Bunches of Oats commercial
"Thats what she said." ~Me
"Karma's a bitch"
~Old Adage
"Red, red wine
Go to my head
Make me forget that i
Still need her so
Red, red wine
It`s up to you
All I can do, i`ve done
But mem`ries won`t go"
~UB40 - Red, Red Wine
"back on the reef where I throw my net out into the sea
all the fine heinas come swimmin' to me
hold me baby, promise me
with no protection of my erection I won't get no VD
don't give me no right kinda love
no Sunday mornin'
I don't want no puppy lovin'"
~Sublime, Freeway Time in LA County Jail
I love the one by helia. weeds is the best show ever
"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."-Frederick Douglass
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."-Frederick Douglass
"People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get."-Frederick Douglass
"No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck."-Frederick Douglass
"All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don't. And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity."-Robert Kennedy
"Let us dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world."-Robert Kennedy
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