"Quotable Quotes!"

KhRoNiCk

"Acid does 3 things, improves your long term memory, destroys your short term memory, and I forget the third one" - Dennis Leary

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"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest...honestly..."




"We don't see ourselves as potheads....we're dedicated smokers"

Psycrow420

"Little things used to mean so much to Shelly, I used to think they were trivial.....believe me....NOTHING is trivial"

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven/The Crow

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

eezle

"They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! when your high you can do everything just as good as you normally can, only you realise it's not worth the fucking effort, there is a difference."
Bill Hicks

"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage as being on bikini island during the H-bomb blast"
Ronald Reagan

"If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?"
Thurgood Jenkins

Psycrow420

"Sanka, what you smokin?"

"I aint smokin mon, I breathin."


Cool Runnings

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

eezle

"procrastination is doing 8 things at the same time and not getting one done"
Jesse Kelly

halffoot

Procrastination sounds a lot like me

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Psycrow420

OH MY NOSE!!! (if I have to explain who said it, I'm gonna have to hurt people)

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

trogdordrummer

I used to do drugs. (break for applause) I still do, but i used to too. The Late Mitch Hedberg

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"I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME" PHILPS 4:3

And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground--everything that has the breath of life in it--I give every green plant for food." And it was so. Gen. 1:30

spaced06

"Consumerism is the opium of the people" Me, while very stoned.
"Governments shouldn't be affraid of their people, people should be affraid of their governments" V for Vendetta
"An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind" Ghandi

Hazin

My favorite one from my past is ( as I'm being helped to my car) Naw, it's ok...I can drive better than I can walk!! (friends don't let friends drive drunk btw)

heartguy

2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do


think driving lol

heart

20 years experiance doesn't make you good, it just makes you 20 years older

from a bald guy, grass doesn't grow on a busy street, neither does it grow on comcrete

Thedoc

- "Hakuna Matata" -The people of Swaziland (oh and The Lion King too)
- "You can take the peanuts out of the bag, but the bag cant go on an airplane because its a potential threat" -Me a couple of minutes ago
Well it makes sense right now

eezle

"I don't take drugs, I am drugs" Salvador Dali

"I didn't really want to enjoy the moment. I just wanted to take drugs" Doug Fleger

"the first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself" Pauline Kael

"never play cards with a man called doc. never eat at a place called moms. and never sleep with a women whose troubles are worse than your own." Nelson Algren

"of the 36 other alternatives, running away is best." Chinese proverb

"when you wake up you should do last nights dishes.... then you should sing a simple melody (of your own choosing).........then you should call someone (not me)...... then go to the store.......buy asparagus! meet someone new, go home, take LSD, meditate, breathe 10 times, stand on your head, set your watch, take a shit, then pick your nose." R. Crumb

"it isn't really work unless you would rather be doing something else" J.M. Barrie

"why put off till tomorrow, what you can put off till the day after tomorrow" ???

"if a thing is worth doing it's worth doing badly" G.K. Chesterton

"monkeys sensibly refrain from speech, cause humans would make them work for a living" Kenneth Grahame

"Just because you have a computer doesn't mean you can't be stupid" Beavis and Butthead

"if I called the wrong number why did you answer the phone" James Thurber

"what other people think of me is not my business" Andrew Kudlacik

"money costs to much" Ross McDonald

"blues is a chair, not a design for a chair or a better chair or a bigger chair. it's the first chair. it's a chair for sitting on, not for looking at or being appreciated. you sit on that music" John Lennon

"It's better to waste your youth than to do nothing with it" Georges Courteline

"Give me chastity and abstinence, O lord, but not today" St. Augustine

"Oh well, no matter what happens there's always death" Napoleon

"everything I know I learned on acid" coco Pekelis

rubyroxme

"There is no sushi in prison, unless you count dick"
Doug Wilson, Weeds

PigSnout

A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson