My first time with a woman

bigfatpothead

The lips of her vagina parted slowly, slightly at first and then wider and WIDER, until I could just get the head through. It was so tight and the pressure on the head was intense, as it passed the vaginal barrier, I blinked once, twice then I took a deeeep breath, the air in the room was heavy with disinfectant and it burned my lungs and I cried out. then totally without warning someone grabbed me and lifted me high into the air and stated very matter of factly that I was indeed a boy!

SylentJohn

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Skee Ball champ!

Osprey

Nice. Just when I was getting warm and fuzzy, EXIT! Shoooot. . .

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All your base are currently under revision. . . What?

bigfatpothead

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BUSH!!!

halffoot

Correction, all your base are belong to me.

Now, take off every zig.

for great justice

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