what is the dumest thing u have done high!?

Jables · 08-19-2008, 12:47 PM

once upon a time... i was dating two seperate girls at the same time... and pulling it off successfully for like a month...
well i had a date one night and decided to meet up with a buddy and smoke a little before it went down... so i meet up with said friend and we continue to smoke a couple joints of some delicious nug straight from st louis. by the time i had to go meet the girl in question i was good and baked.
so i go and pick up girl in question... or the girl i thought was in question... just to learn that she had no idea that we were goin out that night. immediately i knew what i had done, gotten high and forgot who i was picking up... but was already in too deep so had to go with this since she was getting ready now and wanting to go out.
so i try calling the original girl i was spose to be taking out and continued to get the answering machine... i thought nothing of it truthfully and left a message about how a buddy got in an accident and i was dealing with that and i would get back with her later... (i was high)
well me and girl go to the movie theater... to see the other girl standing outside the theater... a scene was then caused... my high was then ruined... and both girls now hate me

turns out that the girl i was spose to take out ended up calling my buddy when i was 10 minutes late getting her and he said that we got baked and i said i was goin to the theater... so she met me up there... and also had called and it went straight to my voicemail... where she left a message telling me what was goin on... i was just too high to deal with any of this...

so after all was said and done... me and my buddy went back to his place... and smoked a couple more joints of the nugglet... and watched south park

toke304 · 08-20-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by toaster

me and my friends got high in a walmart bathroom and went to the tv section and my friend brough yogert from somewhere i dont remember how the yogert got on the tv but i ended up licking it off and getting kicked out.lol

haha how do TVs taste? cant say ive ever licked a one before...

toke304 · 08-20-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jables

once upon a time... i was dating two seperate girls at the same time... and pulling it off successfully for like a month...
well i had a date one night and decided to meet up with a buddy and smoke a little before it went down... so i meet up with said friend and we continue to smoke a couple joints of some delicious nug straight from st louis. by the time i had to go meet the girl in question i was good and baked.
so i go and pick up girl in question... or the girl i thought was in question... just to learn that she had no idea that we were goin out that night. immediately i knew what i had done, gotten high and forgot who i was picking up... but was already in too deep so had to go with this since she was getting ready now and wanting to go out.
so i try calling the original girl i was spose to be taking out and continued to get the answering machine... i thought nothing of it truthfully and left a message about how a buddy got in an accident and i was dealing with that and i would get back with her later... (i was high)
well me and girl go to the movie theater... to see the other girl standing outside the theater... a scene was then caused... my high was then ruined... and both girls now hate me

turns out that the girl i was spose to take out ended up calling my buddy when i was 10 minutes late getting her and he said that we got baked and i said i was goin to the theater... so she met me up there... and also had called and it went straight to my voicemail... where she left a message telling me what was goin on... i was just too high to deal with any of this...

so after all was said and done... me and my buddy went back to his place... and smoked a couple more joints of the nugglet... and watched south park

that is the funniest thing ever!! haha sounds like something i would do i love it whenever you call the wrong girl let alone pick up the wrong girl for a date hahah...marjiuana effects the brain

Jables · 08-20-2008, 05:50 PM

o and i played it off for awhile... fuckin buddy ruined it lol

Kakestrr · 08-20-2008, 10:41 PM

I don't do stupid things high, i do stupid things drunk.
I say stupid things high.
but one of my friends once got high with us
we bought donuts
went to a field... he decided he didn't want donuts.
There was a flock of turkeys in the field.
That's what he wanted to eat.
so he chased them around the woods for about 20 minutes. and got lost.
it was hilarious.

MissChnandlerBong · 08-21-2008, 04:46 PM

so last night on the way to my boyfriends house me my brother and my boyfriend decide to stop at the ball diamond to smoke up. So we fired up a couple bowls and were just sitting there enjoying the night when my bf brings up the fact that cops drive by this particular spot quite often and that we could get busted (i was holding a half ounce at the time). so we decide to start walking to the house. Not even a minute later a car pulls up behind us and we think it's the cops so we start freaking out trying to figure out what to do.. so we frantically walk down this hill into the junk yard. after deciding that it wasn't actually the cops we laugh it off and light up another bowl in the junk yard. while smoking this one we start talking about how if a car were to drive by here we could just walk into the shadows and my brother pointed out that if anyone were to go by he'd just tackle me into the bushes so i wouldn't get caught. anyways.. we're just about done and my brother goes.. "oh shit! HIDE! HIDE!" ...i freak out and see a car driving by... my brother ends up punching me in the jaw while tackling me out of the way.. i fall to the ground (in the mud) and he jumps down this little hill. Again.. it wasn't the cops. haha ...the reason i find this so funny is we live in a small town in the middle of nowhere and the likelihood of someone actually seeing us in the junkyard at 11pm is very slim. we were just being really stupid.

PeacefullyStoned · 08-21-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MissChnandlerBong

so last night on the way to my boyfriends house me my brother and my boyfriend decide to stop at the ball diamond to smoke up. So we fired up a couple bowls and were just sitting there enjoying the night when my bf brings up the fact that cops drive by this particular spot quite often and that we could get busted (i was holding a half ounce at the time). so we decide to start walking to the house. Not even a minute later a car pulls up behind us and we think it's the cops so we start freaking out trying to figure out what to do.. so we frantically walk down this hill into the junk yard. after deciding that it wasn't actually the cops we laugh it off and light up another bowl in the junk yard. while smoking this one we start talking about how if a car were to drive by here we could just walk into the shadows and my brother pointed out that if anyone were to go by he'd just tackle me into the bushes so i wouldn't get caught. anyways.. we're just about done and my brother goes.. "oh shit! HIDE! HIDE!" ...i freak out and see a car driving by... my brother ends up punching me in the jaw while tackling me out of the way.. i fall to the ground (in the mud) and he jumps down this little hill. Again.. it wasn't the cops. haha ...the reason i find this so funny is we live in a small town in the middle of nowhere and the likelihood of someone actually seeing us in the junkyard at 11pm is very slim. we were just being really stupid.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really have to start hanging out with you dudes more often. Seriously, that is hilarious!

Peace and Pot.

Joshuwa · 08-23-2008, 12:46 AM

i had one of those moments where youre so high you brain just stops for a couple of seconds and you try talking but all that comes out is jibberish, while i was doing a phone-in radio request and like 2 minutes after i got 5 or 6 of text messages from people like
'haaahaaa man im high too!!!"

not so much dumb as it got a really strange-cool response, but to think of all the people that heard that and my name and think im a complete weirdo now.. kinda embarassing.

DaestE · 08-23-2008, 02:39 AM

Whats up ya'll.
I Dont know bro Ive done lots of crazy things.. Like the one time I told a few jehova's withnesses that I was a satanist so they'd never come back (Peace n quiet is what I love) And me and my friends always get talked to by a random new person when we're stoned xD Its a damn gift I tell you.

DaestE · 08-23-2008, 02:42 AM

OH OH Wait I know! I went into an empty house with my friends, We had matrasses and we slide down them on a skateboard xD You cant believe how wrong that went XD

eezle · 08-24-2008, 05:48 AM

I accidentally started a forest fire trying to cook hot dogs at noon in the middle of july in the middle of a drought

DGC1982 · 08-24-2008, 02:50 PM

Thats crazy.

LiSrD · 08-24-2008, 10:00 PM

A friend of mine rolled a joint with a 500,000 pound (about 1 million dollars) cheque because he had no cash and no rolling paper and he was desperate for a spliff. C'mon that's insane.

Joshuwa · 08-24-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LiSrD

A friend of mine rolled a joint with a 500,000 pound (about 1 million dollars) cheque because he had no cash and no rolling paper and he was desperate for a spliff. C'mon that's insane.

obviously the cheque was replaceable otherwise he deserves shooting.

jaheef · 08-24-2008, 10:41 PM

cant say ive ever done anything epicaly stupid stoned, bunch of small shit though like put the peanut butter in the freezer, go to get a beer grab one open it put it on the down somewhere and walk away, broke several pipes and bongs, gone the wrong way on the subway for like 4 or 5 stops before noticing...shit like that. I sleep walked hammerd at my friends dads place one night and almost took a leak on her dad once mind you haha.

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