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| papa crazy My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,282.43    | a story about hell
one day a guy finds him self in hell. as he is wollowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon.... demon: why are u so glum? guy: why do u think? im in hell! demon: hell's not so bad we have alot of fun down here, you drink man? guy: oh yah man i love to drink demon: well your gonna love mondays all we do is drink, whiskey, wine, beer, rum we have it all.... we drink till we throw up and then we drink somemore guy: man thats sounds great! demon: you a smoker? guy: oh man i love to smoke, hell yah! demon: oh man your gonna love tuesdays then all we do is smoke ciggys ,the best cannabis in the world got every strain that there has ever been or will be....and if u get cancer it doesnt matter b/c your allready dead guy: wow thats awesome! im gonna love it here demon: u like to gamble? guy: hell yah its great fun! demon: cause wensdays all we do is gamble, craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots what ever u like. and if u go bankrupt it doesnt matter b/c your allready dead demon: you like drugs? guy: as a matter a fact i love drug's! you dont mean... demon: yep thats right thursdays is drug day, help your self to a big bowl of crack, smack, speed, smoke a spliff the size of a submarine . You can do all the drug you want and if you overdose thats ok b/c your allready dead guy: yippy i didnt realize hell was such a swinging place!!!!! demon: you gay? guy: no way man are you nuts? demon: oooohhh (grimaces) your really gonna hate fridays 
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